Blood for the Baron!

i wasn't sure about doing the following dio, but then i thought what the hell but purely as a precaution if you are easily offended due to the graphic nature of the following story please Do Not read the rest, you have been warned.

The Joes are heading out on a mission and are getting themselves sorted for the task at hand.

Footloose; "i'm so happy everything is great"

Bazooka; "whats there to be happy about we're going on a mission for the next two weeks"

Footloose; "let me tell you about last night and what a night! i decided to have a few beers and after leaving the bar thats when i got more than i bargained for"

Footloose; "i was walking back to base and i was a bit drunk but that was when i met this chick and when i say she was hot she was hot, a body to die for"

Chuckles; "alright man what happened please tell us"

Footloose; "well we went for it! and it was awesome"

Footloose; "she wanted it in every position you can think of and as you can imagine i was more then happy to give it to her"

Footloose; "seriously she didn't care what i did to her"

Tunnel Rat; " sounds amazing did she give you a blower?"
Footloose; "well no to be honest"

Footloose; "i couldn't find the head"

Recondo; "blahhh oh my God!!"

Tunnel Rat; "someone shoot this sick bastard"

He-He.....

Dude that is fowl. Well done.

Awesome. Truly awesome.

i knew that joke was coming when i saw the train tracks.

Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong!

But funny!

And you've bought a train set????

i borrowed the track from Annie's uncle.

my missus thinks you're sick.

me, i think you're the greatest man who ever lived.

fukin fantastic

When he was young, Footloose's dad impressed upon him the importance of living your life by a motto.

Unfortunately Footloose chose "Every hole's a goal".

Quality stuff Eddie.