Footloose and Fancy Free Cert 18

[gung-hoeddie]

i wasn't sure about doing the following dio, but then i thought what the hell but purely as a precaution if you are easily offended due to the graphic nature of the following story please Do Not read the rest, you have been warned.

[gung-hoeddie]

The Joes are heading out on a mission and are getting themselves sorted for the task at hand.

Footloose; "i'm so happy everything is great"

Bazooka; "whats there to be happy about we're going on a mission for the next two weeks"

Footloose; "let me tell you about last night and what a night! i decided to have a few beers and after leaving the bar thats when i got more than i bargained for"

Footloose; "i was walking back to base and i was a bit drunk but that was when i met this chick and when i say she was hot she was hot, a body to die for"

Chuckles; "alright man what happened please tell us"

Footloose; "well we went for it! and it was awesome"

Footloose; "she wanted it in every position you can think of and as you can imagine i was more then happy to give it to her"

Footloose; "seriously she didn't care what i did to her"

Tunnel Rat; " sounds amazing did she give you a blower?"
Footloose; "well no to be honest"

Footloose; "i couldn't find the head"

Recondo; "blahhh oh my God!!"

Tunnel Rat; "someone shoot this sick bastard"

[Hans Ole]

He-He.....

[Chopper]

Dude that is fowl. Well done.

[Jimbobx]

Awesome. Truly awesome.

[Sundance]

i knew that joke was coming when i saw the train tracks.

[SteveD]

Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong!

But funny!

And you've bought a train set????

[gung-hoeddie]

i borrowed the track from Annie's uncle.

[Double-Tap]

my missus thinks you're sick.

me, i think you're the greatest man who ever lived.

fukin fantastic

[Monkfish]

When he was young, Footloose's dad impressed upon him the importance of living your life by a motto.

Unfortunately Footloose chose "Every hole's a goal".

Quality stuff Eddie.