Captain Craptastics search for a better Death Robot

[Chopper]

By Christ Muton, we left Auckland for Melbourne and wound up in fricking Mos Eisley. What the hell happened to your internal GPS system? Well, while we are here, and I'm not at home with the Baroness twins*, I'm going to find a replacement Muton. Useless sack of bolts can't even organise a blind date or an air fare.......

[Chopper]

lets see whats in this shop. Bugger, I can't abide those Jawa's.

[Chopper]

Hey Boss, what about this Death Robot?

[Chopper]

Oh, oh, oh.... this one, this one. Its nice and shiny.

[Chopper]

(Muton) Oh man, this transport looks better than the Crapmobile*. Maybe you should update?

(Cpt Crappers) Why, are you saying the crapmobile is sh*t? Insolent Death Robot scum.

[Chopper]

(Muton) What about this Robot?

(Cpt Crappers) That's no Robot, he's mooning us. Yuk.

[Chopper]

(muton) Who is that old prick waving his hand about, Boss? A Droid salesman?

(Obi Wan) These aren't the Death Droids you are looking for, idiots, f*ck off back to Melbourne........

(All Together) These aren't the Death Droids we are looking for, we should f*ck off back to Melbourne........

[Chopper]

And so the idiot pair leave for Melbourne on the next avaliable flight, Muton booked online with Han Solo airways, he wasn't cheap, but he came well recommended. Apparently he did the Kessel run in under 5 parsecs.

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb de dumb.

[Chopper]

Will Han Solo get them safely back to Melbourne? Will Captain Craptastic die a virgin? Will Muton give a sh*t? Stay tuned for the further misadventures of Muton and Cpt Craptastic.

Apologies for the flash, was so dark it was hard to get any good pics. Science Works rocked tho. So much cool Star Wars stuff.

* the Crap Mobile and the Baroness twins will appear at a later date, possibly Episode XVII. Revenge of the pissed off Death Robot.

[DAMartin]

Why didn't Vader try to choke Craptastic for being to mean to ?
Good dio-trip.