Captain crappers first offical trip

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Captain crappers first offical trip

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After a recent trip back to NZ in a mad dash I remembered to grab the camera, only took a dozen pics, but the dynamic duo were in the camera bag, so here's the result.

:cobra: Captain Craptasitic.... Well, Muton said if I ever get to Auckland he can hook me up on a blind date so here I am.

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:muton: Hullo Sailor.

:cobra: Oh For f*cks sake. Where's the easy blonde?

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:muton: Well if you feel that way...... push off.

:cobra: Ahhhhhh.... SPLOT!!!!!

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:muton: I'm going to have to drown my sorrows now.

:cobra: Idiot.

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:muton: Glug, glug, glug....

:cobra: That's soft drink you ninny.

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:muton: Ish not.

:cobra: Get off the bonnet you robotic nitwit. You're making a fool of yourself.

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:muton: Oh I do like to be beshide the seashide. Oh I do like to be beshide the she.

:cobra: For christ's sake, shut up. We are three hundred K's inland. Who decided you should have a voice box anyway? Maniacal genius my arse. The sooner you get back to Melbourne the better.

:muton: I love you man, I mean I REALLY love you.......

:cobra: Shoot me now.... There's a Blonde waiting on the second shelf at home and he says f*cking Auckland is the go. Ohhh Hedda? Any room on that Motorcycle? Vroom vroom.

:quarrel: f*ck off Baldy..... Its a Rapid fire Motorcycle, and you are not.

:cobra: Oh muton, where are you......???? sh*t he's passed out. hehehehhehehehheheheeeeee

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sorry for the effing and blinding, but after Snatch Wars it was hard not to. The big bottle is in Paeroa, the home of the the most world famous soft drink in New Zealand since ages ago.



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Good going mate! See - the formula is set - main character and comedy foil in :muton: . Pattern for success, I tell you mate!

I now want to try some "lemon flavoured beverage" too!
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Brilliant, you even have a park named after you too!
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The cape seems to highlight the captain's Mindbender features and hide he's an original chara. Maybe you should drop the cape.
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Top stuff mate :)
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is the park in memorial of Daniel or Natasha?
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The Kraken Wakes wrote:is the park in memorial of Daniel or Natasha?
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Auckland City, home of the Brown Knight... :lol:
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The Kraken Wakes wrote:is the park in memorial of Daniel or Natasha?
Actually, sorta after me, Krakers. My Great Granddad was the mayor of Otahuhu and the park was established and named after him. Rose bushes were planted to represent all of the grandkids and great grandkids (Early 70's there were just 3 of us). Otahuhu is the ancestral home of the Kiwi Bedingfield's ;-)

Hey T'shot, I got my first rifle when I was about 7. Had access to it whenever I wanted. I don't think the Onehunga Cops would have had it so easy at my place ;-)

I quite enjoyed doing this dio, a bit hard cause I wasn't really in the mood to take pics. But, Steve, a precedent has been set and Captain Craptastic will be back in Cry another day.

DA, CC is made up of parts from Thrasher, Mindbender, Big Boa and I forget what his left arm came off, maybe Ripper? The Mindbender head is one I cannibalised when I was a kid, so he's sorta special. Real special ;-)

Dammit, I'm getting home sick now.

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