I need a pee

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Where do I pee?

Upstairs loo as it's closer.
2
13%
Downstairs loo and nab some food (after washing hands you filthy devils).
2
13%
Pee under my desk as I have no control.
1
6%
Pee in someones draw for sh!ts and giggles.
2
13%
Stand on the desk and pee out the window in a golden cascade to those down below.
4
25%
Don't pee at all and see if I can retain fluids like a camel and grow a hump.
5
31%
 
Total votes: 16

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Dave Tree
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I need a pee

Post by Dave Tree »

the dilema is, I'm at work, do I pee in the upstairs loo, which is closer or do I wonder downstairs and pee in the downstairs loo and wonder around the for food and waste time in the stock room?

I'm not bored today, seriously.
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Re: I need a pee

Post by Chopper »

Lol, that's scary. 2 votes the same ;) What about the lemon tree tho?

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Re: I need a pee

Post by SteveD »

Now I need to go too - it's all this talk of water!

Can't pee out of my window though, as this:-

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7953009.stm


is going on out there at the moment!

(I work with the guy who strolls past in the background too!)
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Post by Dave Tree »

SteveD wrote:Now I need to go too - it's all this talk of water!

Can't pee out of my window though, as this:-

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7953009.stm


is going on out there at the moment!

(I work with the guy who strolls past in the background too!)
we need a poll to work out what your peeing options are then :-P
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Re: I need a pee

Post by Chopper »

Don't get me wrong, peeing in some ones drawer is a great idea, but a Lemon tree is traditional. Steve let it go out the window, alls quiet on the site atm.

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SteveD wrote:(I work with the guy who strolls past in the background too!)
What kind of job is that? Does he carry a sign that says "The End is Nigh"?

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well office based peeing are tieing for first place at the mo
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Re: I need a pee

Post by AnnieM »

christ - you're still waiting?

you bladder must look like a sodding weather balloon right now
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Re: I need a pee

Post by Muton »

Just cast my vote, I hope you're still holding it until all the members vote.

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Re: I need a pee

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I am, and it's beginning to hurt a little now
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