The Eye of the Tiger
Posted: 19 Feb 2014 03:53
Balrog: Come on, come on. We made a deal.
: I know but this is extremely crazy.
Balrog: Yeah, it's mentally irregular, right? But it makes all the sense in the world. Now you owe me a favor.
: I know but when did you think of this?
Balrog: About three years ago.
: This is very crazy, Balrog.
Balrog: Look snake, when you won that last fight, you won by one second. You beat me by one second. That's very hard for a man of my intelligence to handle.
: But didn't you say after I beat, you learned how to live with it?
Balrog: I lied.
: Oh, you lied! So now you just gotta prove it to yourself right?
Balrog: Just myself. No TV, no newspapers, just you and me.
: Nothing, just you and me. Age before beauty?
Balrog: Anything you say, snake.
: I do all the work. Okay. I'll tell you, Balrog, you'd better go slow cause you ain't as young as springtime no more.
Balrog: I'm still young enough to whip your butt snake.
: Oh yeah? How are you going to do that? You taught me everything you know.
Balrog: Almost everything. You got to remember now, you fight great, but I'm a great fighter. You ready?
: Absolutely.
Balrog: You know, snake? It's too bad we gotta get old.
: Just keep punching Balrog. Wanna ring the bell?
Balrog: All right. Ding, ding. Come on snake. Come on. Come on.
: Boy, you really move good for an older guy.
Balrog: You're looking good, snake. I taught you well.
: I think you taught me too good. You can fly.
Balrog: Look out now. No no you don't want any of this. Come on. Come on.
: Maybe I'm in here with the wrong guy.
Balrog: Watch yourself. You ready? It's the Eye of the Tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all with the Eye
of the Tiger (yes, I know
is the oldest of both, and the one who would train someone, but he's Big-Boa like Bal-Boa, so...)

Balrog: Yeah, it's mentally irregular, right? But it makes all the sense in the world. Now you owe me a favor.

Balrog: About three years ago.

Balrog: Look snake, when you won that last fight, you won by one second. You beat me by one second. That's very hard for a man of my intelligence to handle.

Balrog: I lied.

Balrog: Just myself. No TV, no newspapers, just you and me.

Balrog: Anything you say, snake.

Balrog: I'm still young enough to whip your butt snake.

Balrog: Almost everything. You got to remember now, you fight great, but I'm a great fighter. You ready?


Balrog: All right. Ding, ding. Come on snake. Come on. Come on.

Balrog: You're looking good, snake. I taught you well.

Balrog: Look out now. No no you don't want any of this. Come on. Come on.

Balrog: Watch yourself. You ready? It's the Eye of the Tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all with the Eye
of the Tiger (yes, I know
