In which case let us consider the evidence more closely... and the options are (in no particular order):
1 Dover
2 Rosyth (?sp? apologies to Scotch)
3 West Coast of Ireland
4 Ascendancy Island (buggers took it from

when made redundant)
5 Gibraltar
6 Saxa Vord
7 Tromso
8 Reykavik
9 Sorrento
10 Count of Monte Cristo's island off of Marseille
11 Crimea (CCCP cooperating after Gorby's ascendance to the Politburo, according to the Fourth Protocol of the Helsinki Basket)
12 Smyrna
13 Corsica
14 Crete
15 Santorini
16 Lebanese/Syrian border on the mediterranean
17 Dalmatian Coast (Tito's heirs cashing in on their real-estate to buy small arms and villas in Montenegro)
18 Montengrin Coast (if not already Dalmatia)
19 Taranto
20 Ibiza
Not that Duke-esque AF excites any emotion in me.
