forget the other daft answers-here's what REALLY happened to the enemy.......
BARON IRONBLOOD: was secretly captured by q-force whilst cruising on his yacht "the metal headed woman" on the black sea.he was taken to the uk where he was tried on 27 counts of murder,several counts of illegal cloning and 12 counts of extortion and blackmail.aged 84 he was given 5 consecutive life terms in a uk jail in 1991 but was released in 1993 on good behaviour.he has written several books on advanced electronics,which experts have dismissed as being as out of date as the rubik cube.he has been in talks to allow his helmet to be used in the new ned kelly film due out next year
THE BLACK MAJOR: was captured in berlin in 1995 and sent for reprogramming.following a successful 3 year session he was released,applying to join the SAS.he was refused on the grounds of his criminal records check,which discovered him to be a mass murderer.he later got a job as a primary school teacher
RED LASER: was employed as an alarm specialist at a japanese car manufacturer-following several attempts to make a flame thrower in the car locks to prevent theft he was dismissed,and as ironblood many of his ideas on electronics are considered "out of date".he now works in the sony factory putting batteries into mobile phones.
RED WOLF: was briefly at nasa before being considered too excentric to continue.he moved to argentina where it is claimed he is the owner of the "KRAKEN CATFOOD CO" (see below)
RED VULTURE: made a living as a stuntman in several b-movies before dropping on hard times,and becoming a mercinary in a certain nation run by a leader with a hitler mustache.he was put on trial and jailed for 30 years under that countrys law for riding a pushbike with no lights.the judge said he should count himself lucky because if it would have been dark he would have got another 20.
RED SHADOWS: out of an estimate running into thousands only 3 are left alive.one is in a coma,one is a daytime tv presenter(you guess which one) and the other is homeless in venice
MUTON: several of these were found buried in a small cave.nasa used 1 for mars exploration,but they were considered too clumsy and hard to control.expect the new MUTON versus predator film out next year after hollywood purchased 3.
SKELETRON: the one and only example of these was found in a medical school in california,and it transpired that despite speculation this was indeed a robot.however,since it is so outdated,af scientists say it is impossible to reactivate due to it being based on a 1980's ford fiesta car motor and electrics.
KRAKENS: no one has found any trace of these creatures,none of ironbloods former men will be interviewed on their whereabouts,and the only one ever to completely refuse to comment is red wolf,now the owner of the kraken catfood co.
paul wrote:''the judge said he should count himself lucky because if it would have been dark he would have got another 20.''
HA! Tommy Cooper lives on!!!!
Very good Daz
Muchos Regardos,
Paul
i heard the police had a go at the black major cos his dog kept chasing the postman on his bike
the major assured them he would take the dogs bike off him!!!
jus like that!!!!!
thedupleman wrote:THE BLACK MAJOR: was captured in berlin in 1995 and sent for reprogramming.following a successful 3 year session he was released,applying to join the SAS.he was refused on the grounds of his criminal records check,which discovered him to be a mass murderer.he later got a job as a primary school teacher
You can join TA SAS with a criminal record. GBH is mickey mouse, manslaughter is acceptable. Just for the record much luv, .
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Well as the title say`s,where do you think the characters from Action Force would be today?
I think they all moved to Ireland at the start of the 90's...............
Baron IronBlood == CEO of Gateway computers Europe.
Red Jackal == Operation manager of Apple Ireland.
Black Major == Started a recruitment agency.
Red Laser == Got a job with IBM.
Red Vulture == Bought a taxi license.
Red Wolf == Flying with Ryan Air.
EAGLE == Bought a pub in Kilkenny broke now.
SKIP == Went into construction as a Quantity Surveyor.
Quickfire == Works as a foreman in skips company.
Beaver == Working on the Corrib gas field in Mayo.
Stakeout == Working as a security guard on the corrib gas pipe beating up hippies.
Barracuda == Working on the Corrib gas pipe.
Chopper == Joined Celtic Helicopters and flew for them, denied all knowledge of any payment to politicians.
Stalker == drove a Concrete lorry.
Sparrowhawk == became an air host with Ryanair.
Hunter == Driving and Manitou in Skips company.
Tracker == Working as Banksman in Skips company.
Breaker == last known as teleccoms Engineer for World com before it went belly up.
Scout == working as a demolitions expert for skips company.
The Doc == Opened a private practice plastic Surgery clinic.
Steeler == Driving Caterpiller Digger for Skips company.
Wheels == Delivering concrete blocks for skip.
Quarrel == Pulver met a biker from Dublin and has 5 kids.
Leviathan == Works as a Chemical Engineer in Pfizers.
Shark == Works as a health and safety officer for Pfizers in Cork.
Phones == O`Flaherty working as a sales consultant for Eircom.
Surfer == Opened a surf shop in Dingle.
Dolphin == Working on the Cork Swansea Ferry.
Skyraider == works as a media consultant for the department of the envoirnment.
Kiwi == imports new zealand lamb in the EU.
They are now all flat broke and out on their ass without jobs except Skip who got a golden parachute and now lives in spain.