Official Muton World Tour

[Lady Jaye]

nonetheless we won't get another opportunity for a Red Shadow rebirth any time soon.

That is absolutely 100% true. On the other hand, I rather have old and real than new and... errrrhm ... fake.

Steering us back on topic if I may, what's the general feeling to the Travelling Muton Next Generation?

Just for Muton I had that wank from "Changing Rooms" redecorating our guest bedroom. Believe me, it was a hard time dealing with that bloody Laurence interfering in our household.

When Muton finally arrives at my house I will first give him a good spanking. If he actually fancies that idea, I have to think of some other sort of punishment.

What you mean exactly with Next Generation? Driving up to Steel Bonnet's house, break into the house, steel Muton and kick the living daylights out of Steel or what?

[The Baron]

Er well I was just going to pull another Muton out of the pile and start over but we could firebomb his house if you prefer.

[Lady Jaye]

This Sunday I have got a spare slot in my agenda. Would you mind me flying over over and we do a nice raid together? I suppose you take the Shadowstriker. Would you mind if I hijack a SAS Phantom?

If we do this thing right we might be home for milk and cookies in no time. You can expect me arriving 2 'o clock-ish.

Seriously, I think it would be cool reviving the whole tour. Chad, the leader of this tour, is also AWOL. How are we going to host the images?

[The Baron]

Chad's AWOL too? Eek! I thought he was still posting.

Yes, you may borrow the Phantom but I want the tank full when you return it.

[Quickfire]

God I haven't laughed so much in ages on this site about the Muton spanking and other business; Laurence Llewellyn Bowen? We're in League of Gentlemen territory now.

"Are you local?"
"What's all this then? We'll have no trouble here"
"This is a local shop for local people!"
"Are you a toad?"
"No I'm the hound of the baskervilles"
"Bzzztt ... CPU overload ... rebooting... rusting ... bzzztt"

Reminds me of a strange dream in my youth that I'll recount elsewhere.

Agreed with Jaye re: crash in the front door exfil option. Steel Bonnet lives in Newcastle environs (yeah, he and his bros are prob ex-Paras as his moniker obscurely alludes to but they are all happy as pie with a dose of Brown Ale) so not so far to go. Will try raising him again, Baroni can you email me, I sent you his last known yahoo ID but email failed. I could track him down when back in NE but that's six months off at earliest.

Otherwise we can do a recce, box NE up, expedite the Muton solution with extreme prejudice and come back smelling of roses.

As for the pumped Shads and AF aficionado RVs etc. etc. , agreed, let's fuhgeddaboutit, let's get back to the real world ASAP. Maybe we need a crisis AF O group and walk the path of the righteous thereafter.



PS Reminds me I need to kick off back on some temporary Joe exile forum, long overdue, need to find some spare pics, the best are. in. my. container.

Christ, am turning into the fkn Muton during an advance to contact.

[Flint]

Oi! Bonnet!

Maybe he's over on other forums? Custom dudes any the wiser?

He (Steel Bonnet) hasn't logged into JoeCustoms since April 1rst. Don't know where he is.

[The Baron]

Well I'm going to Newcastle tomorrow to see Dream Theater. If I spot a bloke dressed as Captain Britain I'll be sure to pass on the messages.

[Quickfire]

Well I'm going to Newcastle tomorrow to see Dream Theater. If I spot a bloke dressed as Captain Britain I'll be sure to pass on the messages.

Indeed, so you're a thespian too el Baroni?

Best of British and wrap up warm for the toon.

[The Baron]

A thespian of head-bending precision jazz-thrash-opera fusion, yes.

http://myspace.com/dreamtheater

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