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went out for lunch today & discoverd a massive hole in one of my back teeth......... been freaking out about it all day & took a sh*t load of painkillers (even tho i think the pain is all in my head!) & had a drink & smoked a doob & generally acted like a wanker.
i HATE dentists...... when i was a kid a dentist tried to hypnotise me & it didnt work, so i had a tooth pulled without anesthesia, that combined with a HUUUUUUUUUUGE needle phobia means that going to the dentist is my worst nightmare!
so..... yeah, im a wanker.
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Open up a conversation with Grimlock Ross, then you will be so head f*cked and comatose you won't feel a thing.

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im actually trying to decide if i should try pulling the damn thing myself...... my wife thinks im an idot but im seriously considering trying!
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ive cut sh*t out of myself & fixed myself up, reset bones, relocated my shoulder etc before just to avoid doctors.....
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Been there, thought of that one but in the end I went and got it done. Depending on which one it is, you could end up damaging the nerves and that side of your face and it will be numb forever and effect your speech.

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top left, right @ the back so i cant get to the f*cker anyway!
my plan was to wait & hope the problem just goes away/falls out on it's own. again, my wife thinks im an idiot.
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Got to get it done mate. I took so many painkillers that I got taken in to A&E hooked up to the ECG because of chest pains only to find out it was chronic indigestion! Well embarassed but it bloody killed!

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lol, i was convinced i had some serious stomach disorder or stomach cancer because my sh*t was black, then realised i was just drinking waaaaaaayyyyyyy to much guinness. now i do have a serious stomach disorder....... because i was drinking waaaaaayyyyyyy too much guinness! (& whiskey & eating too much crap & spicy food & as my wife pointed out i am old.)
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Go to the dentist, you'll be fine. If you do it yourself you'll most likely do permanent damage.

Anyway, you're always a wanker.

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like i said, even "more" of a wanker than usual!
by the way, how are your legs? from seeing your old band pics, i bet you DO have a pair of arseless chaps!
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