Avengers/Transformers part 1: The hero and the menace

[DAMartin]

Starcream takes the helicopter and uses it to hit Cap, but Cap jumps to Starscream's shoulder instead, and the copter just hits Thundercracker.
Skywarp: You hit Thundercracker!
Starscream: Well, if he dies it won't be a big loss. Now help me kill this damned fleshling!

[DAMartin]

Suddenly, a tank appears. It is Megatron.
Megatron: You are a fool, Starscream!

[DAMartin]

A photo camera emerges from the tank and transforms into Reflector. Megatron transforms too.
Megatron: You can't defeat a single fleshling!
Reflector: And I have photo evidences of all the embarassing incident...
Megatron: Shut up, Reflector! Starscream, I'll show you how to do it.

[DAMartin]

Megatron shoots Starscream, trying to hit Captain America. Cap jumps to Skywarp's shoulder, but Skywarp teleports and Cap falls to the ground.
Reflector: You failed, and I have photo evidence...
Megatron: Oh, well. At least the fleshling fell. Catch him, Reflector!
Skywarp: Nobody will congratulate me...?

[DAMartin]

Megatron: You have cost us our only ally in our goal to take over this world. Now we can't use his resources.
Nazi in tank: Hey! What about us?
Megatron: Now we'll have to take the direct approach. Everyone who opposses us will die! We will rule everything!
Cap: No if I am still breathing!

[DAMartin]

Megatron: That's the idea...
Megatron points his fusion cannon to Captain America.

[DAMartin]

Cap kicks the cannon and Megatron loses balance, falling and firing his beam upstairs.

[DAMartin]

The beam hits a nearby snowy mountain. A snow avalanche falls on the Decepticons and Captain America, and buries them.

[DAMartin]

Nazi in "no cannon" tank: Seemingly just the two of us survived.
Nazi in "cross" tank: The best thing to do is surrender to the allied forces. Just the two of us aren't an army.
The two Nazis go away, without noticing that they may NOT be the only ones there...

[DAMartin]

Ravage: Big Brother, this is Ravage. Do you kopy?
Soundwave's voice: Affirmative.
Ravage: We lost the main Deceptikon attak force due to the human they kalled Kaptain Amerika. They are buried too deep into the snow.
Soundwave's voice: Then return, Ravage. We do not have heavy equipment here, but humans do. They will someday recover our forces for us. Operation: patient vigilance.
Ravage: Da, Big Brother.

END OF PART 1
COMING SOON PART 2: THE SPIDER AND THE BEE