Dr Mindbender: Who are you mourning?

: David Carradine. He was a martial artist I wanted to know. I wanted he to teach me his ways, and I should teach him mine.
Dr Mindbender: He was just an actor, you know?

: No! He made his own fighting scenes, just like Bruce Lee!
Dr Minbender: At least Lee WAS asian...

: If you insult non-asian martial artists, you are insulting my sword brother (raises his claw)
Dr Mindbender: Uh... Next!