The Cobra Island Grand Prix

[DAMartin]

First, I want to tel I know a new reason for the failure of "The Fake Commander"; I tried to make it all at once, and that stressed me. Besides, I'm better improvising. Then, I'll post new images each time I can think a new gag. Suggestions are welcome (pictures too, but I'll judge their canonicity; sorry, but it's my dio).

Despite the irregular schedule, if I don't post anything in a whole week, I'll send a picture of my own face to allow the Baron to photoshop it into the most gruesome death scene he could find.

has organized the first Cobra Island sports event: The Cobra Island Grand Prix (well, you already knew that. Since is doing a positive thing, for a change, has accepted a temporary truce, and they are even going to participate in a good will gesture. However, after knowing will participate, establishes a new rule; everything is valid if you do it from your car (e.g. shooting or throwing things, a la Mario Kart). Given this exciting twist, Cobra-La and have decided to participate, too, each sending one vehicle ( 's Hyena was at the mechanic, so he took 's Roboskull).

Now, the race begins!

[DAMartin]

arrives late to the race, so he approaches quickly to his Ninja Hovercycle.

[DAMartin]

...He rides it...

[DAMartin]

: WHAT THE...?

[DAMartin]

Arcee: What were you doing on me, you pervert?
: It was a misunderstanding! I mistook you for my motorcycle!
Arcee: Yeah, as if I never had heard that before...

[Red Laser]

Nice pics DA the fake commander failed because too many people found out who he actually was and his inability to lead his faction during the civil war made Zartan totally suspicious of him so in the end he relegated the fake commander to a background position. After this Destro came along after the Baroness told him the real commander was dead and merged his army and Cobra taking over both armies.

[The Kraken Wakes]

Yeah thats about it in a nutshell...

Who is the bike person? it looks like a lady transformer due to the boots but the head looks a bit like an old mans with a big chin... Or is that robo cleavage?!

[DAMartin]

Arcee is a lady. In fact, she's the most well-known female Transformer. I guess that, as you say, you mistook her "cleavage" for a chin. Maybe my blurry photos are to blame.

[Sundance]

Arcee's popularly misremembered as being the first female transformer, however, a group of females had previously appeared in the cartoon series, before Arcee appeared in The Movie.

She appears in Revenge of the Fallen, along with two of those others, Chromia and Elita One (or Moonracer, depending which site you read)

[DAMartin]

Buzzer cuts one wing of the Roboskull and so the Dreadnoks get ahead of