A Mystery Solved

[The Baron]

I don't think they are actually related. I've been through all of the archive bios and I can find no reference to any familial connection. I can only assume that young MrD is being "humorous" again, irregardless of the consequences of his "jokes". My sincere apologies to anyone who was offended, confused or disturbed by the comment. BFTB admits no liability for any medical fees incurred by surgical removal procedures or incarceration.

Boss Hogg is not an Action Force figure.

[gung-hoeddie]

when you say boss hogg is not an action force figure what do you mean? Is he mutons dad? Whats storm shadow in all this? What in the f$&k is going on?

[SteveD]

Fear not, my friends.I have the answers stored safely on my memory card, ready for uploading tomorrow.

Baron, perhaps some sort of large clock counting down for twelve hours or so would be appropriate?

[The Baron]

sif

[DAMartin]

I have got a lot of hats.....and a horse.....or two......and an idea brewing......and some time on my hands this evening.......

"Muton - get your best suit on, we're off to the GeeGee's" (maybe)

You should make some funny variations on the racers, like Croc Master riding an alligator.

My alligator idea gave me another idea: a sort of " vs wacky races", but first I need to know if that idea would conflict with your racing one, SteveD. If it conflicts, I won't do the " vs wacky races", I swear (oops! 80s Crimson Chin is the only one who can swear, and that got him cancelled!)

[SteveD]

Do your worst my friend - I got sidetracked, so day at the races is on the back burner!

Baron - sif??? New name for jif?

[The Baron]

"new" being relative, hmm?

sif = As if.

[Red Laser]

Don't get on the dark side of that sif Steve you never know what might happen

[SteveD]

Don't get on the dark side of that sif Steve you never know what might happen

With sif there is no darkside - it makes everything shiny! Or is that Jif again?

sif = As if.

Spoil sport!

Boss Hogg is not an Action Force figure.

He was from the little known Action Force Series 2 wave 3. It got scrapped due to the copyright issues with Cadillac re his 1/18th scale white Eldorado with bull horns. Mine is a very rare prototype. He was the sinister power behind, well, everything. Ever. It was all an elaborate scheme to obtain the title to Uncle Jesse's farm as there was some oil under there. Him and Rosco were going to make a fortune, were it not for them there Duke Boys. And Action Force. Maybe.

why does call dad?

(and Ironbloods asking the same question earlier)



"Right Muton, as we are having a spate of unveilings, and pending our ongoing tale re the bet with Boss Hogg and Rosco, lets finally lay this vicious rumour to sleep that I am in some way your Dad. I have 100% assurances that those love Androids I, ahem, enjoyed relations with, can not get pregnant. And besides, I only slept with the thing once. Or maybe twice. And that was when i was drunk. So come on, lift the visor and prove to the world once and for all that I am not your Dad."

"But Dad, you said I was never to show anyone my face. Ever. Not even you."

"Nonesense lad - I'm certain your parentage is nothing to do with me - get it lifted and show the world. Shadowfax here will look after your hat for you"

"Well, okay then..."







"OH sh*t......"

"Dad??????"

"Turn that bloody camera off right now..........................." [palms the camera]

[Chopper]

Heh. A sif is cockney for sieve isn't it?

When will we see the 4 horsemen Steve?