Anyone got any idea where I can get some cheap software?

[SteveD]

I've been looking for ages for some cheap computer software and/or ambiguously sexed lady boys and/or penis enlargement drugs but I cant for the life of me find anyone who can help.

Honestly, you'd think anyone would be shouting from the rooftops if they had such stuff availabe.

(I wish they were shouting from the rooftops, as then I could sneak up behind and push the spamming f*ckers off!)

[Dave Tree]

Actually if you check the wants thread, there's a good one there

[AnnieM]

I had THE BEST spam message the other day - according the the correspondent, I would be able to "fill her ham wallet" and would "return the feeling of mighty staying meatstick champion"

I do not know what a "meatstick champion" is, but suspect it may be the result of an evil experiment to cross-breed recording artist Lightspeed Champion and a Pepperami

[SteveD]

Hmmm, a ham wallet. Now that could get a tad messy in ones pocket but could similarly make your loose change smell quite nicely of honey roast? So pro's and cons really. Did they advise whether they do "ham purses" for ladies too?

[gung-hoeddie]

Hmmm, a ham wallet. Now that could get a tad messy in ones pocket but could similarly make your loose change smell quite nicely of honey roast? So pro's and cons really. Did they advise whether they do "ham purses" for ladies too?

would a ham purse be for the lady that likes a lady?

[Ross SC]

I had THE BEST spam message the other day - according the the correspondent, I would be able to "fill her ham wallet" and would "return the feeling of mighty staying meatstick champion"

I do not know what a "meatstick champion" is, but suspect it may be the result of an evil experiment to cross-breed recording artist Lightspeed Champion and a Pepperami

lol, LIghtspeed Champion is my mate Dev! i was in a band with him briefly.
nice thread steve, completely ignored it @ 1st, then noticed it was posted by you!

[Red Laser]

I once got spam saying Dear Andrew, would you like to try a pregnancy test to see if you are pregnant I felt saying "Er helloooo men can't be pregnant and if you know my name is andrew why aske me about a test kit???"
Another one I had was about being 10 years younger by using a cream I was 28 at the time I thought do I want to look 18 years old again NO I was skinny and spotty and deemed un-attractive by girls!!!!

[The Baron]

Steve, you really need to post this thread in the Wants section, but I'll let it pass this once.

I think Dave Tree has some ladyboys for sale.

[Ross SC]

wow, that dave really does have evrything!

[Chopper]

Meatstick Champion sounds like a great codename. Maybe he could be reliving Ironblood's 18yo glory days in a Adrian Mole sorta way. Dave probably even found the prototype in the Queens bunker Ross.