The truly crap - Captain Craptastic

[Chopper]

well here is is, don't say I didn't warn you. He's crap. Here's a brief Bio.

Captain Craptastic

Cobra Genetic Annoyance

Primary Military spec; PITA

Secondary Military spec; Escape armour prop

After Baron Ironblood went a bit loopy and decided Cobra was a better idea than wearing a tin bucket on his head or selling cars, he decided to revisit his early days of genetic development. Unfortunately he had become way too loopy and wasn't quite as smart as he had been the day he had created the Kraken. This genetic mistake was the result. He has risen through the ranks by becoming a complete brown nose and caters to the CC like his life depends on it - which it does. Cobra Commander can't stand the sight of him as it just shows how truly fruity he's become. He encourages him to lead from the front, especially in suicide missions.

"If you need your escape armour propped up, here's your man, woman... thing for the job. Nobody does it better, half as arsed as him, Captain your the best".


Basically he's made from all the parts of figures I hate. Except his left arm, which I ran out of and couldn't decide which one to use. Anyway, enjoy...

I'm Mr. Crapastic say me fantastic touch me in my bum he says I'm Mr dumb..
I'm Mr. Crapastic say me fantastic touch me in my bum she says boom boom shoot me with a big gun. boom.

(tribute to Mr Bean, by the Cap)

Mark

[SteveD]

Truly crap! Craptastic that is! He looks like a circus sideshow weighlifter! He just needs a barbell with "10tons" written on the end to finish him off!

[Double-Tap]

i think he needs a cape.
nice one chop.
Bill

[Andy1672]

...... But his crotch is intact so he cant be that crap ?

Could this be turned into a crap custom thread ?

who can create the shittest figure from their custom box ?

[Andy1672]

In order to encourage members to make crap figures and post them in this thread........

may I introduce to you ....... Mr & Mrs Mince !

Im not really sure if it gets any crapper than this ?

[The Baron]

Oh no.

Who was offering a pink cape? Captain Craptastic needs it!

[scoobydie]

Great thread
My contribution , couldn`t find any pink limbs though

[Sundance]

where's that head from, scoob?

[SPEC OPS]

I'll give scoob a hand here, believe its from this:



http://corpscollector.com/starforce/fig ... ylord.html

kind of a funny name if you ask me, like that Fokker guy.

[Thundershot]

Our theme for today seems seems to be bad figures, what with Annies fruit bowl warrior & wost figure on the planet threads.
I think that Cpt Craptastic sould get his own spin off series of adventures Chopper.