paul463 wrote: At work when I called the porters I often started the conversation with the statemant "I have a small package for...." I wondered why the girls always laughed when I was on the phone and then the penny dropped! "It was cold M'laud honest!"
I shouted across our office post room to our rather sexy young office junior the other day "Laura - is this a big one?".
I had a letter in my hand at the time, which i was politely enquiring as to whether it would need a large stamp, or a small one. You'll be pleased to learn it was, indeed, a large one. Until it got out into the cold.