WORST NAME EVER!

[AnnieM]

ok, most of them I can understand

But 4)? why on earth would "chopper" apply to that?

[Chopper]

sh*t.... I'm sorry I asked. Ah well, learn something new everyday on BFTB, thanks Andy......

I'm proud of my 2 Choppers.

[Sundance]

ok, most of them I can understand

But 4)? why on earth would "chopper" apply to that?

agreed. i would've thought 'cocksucker' was the term for that...

[Muton]

I like the definition of bowels as being internal.

The BBC website frequently puts rediculously obvious information like that into its stories. (just in case you were worried about your external bowels).

[The Baron]

I am now!

[Ross SC]

Am I missing something here Ross? A pommy "in" joke? C'mon man, enlighten me. chopper is another name for a motor bike, is that it?

Chopper (def).......

1) - English playground slang for the longest portion of the male genitalia.
c.f. love truncheon, pork wand

2) - The art of swinging your penis around in circles like the rotor of a helicopter. Usually for others to see.

3) - Regional dialect in West of Scotland (especially the Clyde Valley) for a large formation of male genitalia usually directed as an insult towards a person who "is pure ful o' themsel'"
"Aw, whit man... That guy oo'er ther is a pure chopper!!!"
(roughly translated to 'that gentleman over there is a bit full of it...)

lol, that should answer your question chopper!
to be honest i'd only ever heard of 1&2!

4) - Any person (male/female) who gives head.

5) - The part of the anus responsible for cutting excrement from ones internal bowles