Blood for the Baron!

Hello, my name is Rose.

I?m from Russia and I want to meet serious attentive man. Recently, I?ve tried the marriage agency?s services http://www.MyLady.info , there I?ve placed my info into a VIP catalog (my ID number is 1321)

I?ll be very happy to receive your letter. May be it?s the mail I?m waiting
for so long! It?s the first time I use such services. Hope it?ll be the nice beginning.


Yours sincerely,

Rose.

Boy, are you on the wrong web-site!!!

:It's time to invade Russia again, my minions!

: Yes, master!

: Don't forget meeeee!

You again? Sweet Mother of God! Will I ever be rid of this guy?

I dunno!

Forget it! I'm just going to clone myself twelve times and start my own religion! At least I know that there's money in that!

: Yes, master! Praise you, master!

: Well now, I rather like that!

: Bollox!

WTF???????????????????????????????????????????????

Hehe, Sharapova might be aiming a bit high I think. Kraken is more likely

Hallo, my name is *CLASSIFIED*, I live in a secret undergound bunker.

My interests are world domination and global terrorism. Hobbies include brainwashing and extortion.

I also collect toys and comics, and am therefore single.

The Baron wrote:Hallo, my name is *CLASSIFIED*, I live in a secret undergound bunker.

And with "bunker" you actually mean your parents basement right?

I'll let this carry on for now......