Blood for the Baron!

....or does he?????

.... coming to BFTB Xmas Eve 2009.

"I kick a little ass"

"I don't."

i shall be reporting Stormy to the RSPCA if there's any animal cruelty!

Do a little dance, make a little love, kick ass tonight, kick ass tonight.....

Chopper wrote: Do a little dance, make a little love, kick ass tonight, kick ass tonight.....

"the first two of your suggestions I can comply with, but I cant be kicking ass just yet - it has to wait until Xmas Eve when all shall be revealed.....no, not like that....."

Can't they sing little donkey instead of kicking one?

I can see it now. Santa all tucked up in his Ice fortress only for the alarms to go off. Before any of the Reindeer Stormtroopers can man battlestations, Stormie burst into the main hall with his blades glinting in the fairy lights. Within seconds everyone but Santa and Stormie lay dead on the floor. The silence only being broken by Stormie saying "Ice to see you Santa, I guess I'm on the naughty list".

Blimey odb! What I had un mind seems crap now you've proposed a Santa/ninja duel!! I'll have to raise my game accordingly!!!

im imagning something like the "lee majors saves xmas" trailer in scrooged...

STORMIE SAVES XMAS HAS BEEN HANGING BY A THREAD!! HANGING BY A THREAD!!!!
(reference to good old 80's TV Show "Bread" there!)

To allow Stormie to, well, save Xmas I need two parcels to come good in time - one from Dave Tree, one from Belgium (we could possibly go ahead without that one, subject to one or two plot tweaks ("plot??? Plot????? That'll be a first!").

Luckily I have just come off the phone from the elusive Indiana Tree and he has found me what I need from his end, and he promises me it's on it's way (he said it was in a dusty old cave, next to a Crystal Skull and some old box with some stone tablets in it). So once he gets them to me we are only awaiting a parcel from a nameless ebay vendor in Belgium!

Will he come good in time????? Will the parcel arrive???? Does he realise the global ramifications of his posting the parcel to me in time?????

So, whilst we are not quite there yet - for his part in it - INDIANA TREE HAS TODAY SAVED STORMIE SAVES XMAS" (maybe). Now, as reluctant as I am to admit it, the fate of Xmas rests in the hands of a Belgian....

"I have confidence in my supplier...."

No matter, if the parcels arrive late you can change it to "Stormie Saves New Years Eve" or even "Stormies Easter Egg Hunt"