Blood for the Baron!

Those of you who suffered the pain that was Stormie’s Secret Mission:

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And then Stormie and Mutons Secret Mission 2: The Guernsey Files:-
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And their jaunt off to Cornwall:-

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Will be over the moon to learn Stormie’s been on his travels again! This time not that far, and thus the thread not too long (hurrah!!!), but Stormie and Muton (who is strangely absent from all of the photos, but he was there) bring to you:

Stormie (and Muton)’s Mission to the South Coast!

Fed up with his various Ninja activities, and his role as a mini Alan Sugar/Destro manufacturing bazookas and cloning Red Shadows, and mindful of the current economic climate and his desire to help the struggling UK economy, Stormie heads off to the Bournemouth area for a bit of a break:-





Soon bored of chilling out on the beach, he heads off in a quest for adventure, and heads up to see Doodle Dore – as he suspects it is a character out of Harry Potter, rather than a big arch of rock….

“Bloody hell – all the way up there?? Is there no lift??” (it was a lot steeper than it looks!)



Slightly out of breath, he has a sit down, and admires the view.



“Hmmm – nice – well worth trekking up a huge (and I do mean HUGE!) hill for, and a few miles along coastal paths.”





Slightly tired, as climbing hills is not part of his normal ninja activities and also as a result of one too many executive lunches to “talk business” Stormie chills out before reclimbing the bloody great hill:-




Once he has descended from the HUGE hill, he chills out by the sea in the quaint little cove he spotted earlier:-






(STEVED’s Note: - this is the second closest I have ever come to losing Stormie! I kitted him out with an SAS diving tank and mask assembly, and stood him in the shallows, only for a huge wave to come in, and sweep him away!!! After, ooo, seconds, of frantic searching I found him about 10 foot down the beach, slowly swimming out to sea! (much to the amusement of my other half, and a small gaggle of holiday makers who wondered what the hell i was doing)

“Bloody close call – I hate water!”

The closest he ever came to leaving us – when I dropped him diving on the Barrier Reef in Secret Mission 1 and had to quickly swim down to catch him!

“My life literally flashed before my eyes – I still hate water. Hence I now have Muton do all the dangerous stunts!”

UP NEXT – IRONBLOOD LEAVES HIS BACK DOOR OPEN!!!

Episode Two:- IRONBLOOD LEAVES HIS BACK DOOR OPEN!!!



“Hmmmmm – the Isle of Wight….Wight???? White??? Surely this Isle should belong to me, or at least The Boss.”

“But I understand it to be held my Ironblood, and his shadow army. In fact, I heard he’s even stockpiling weapons in some sort of homemade ammo dump, as we speak”

“Then our timing is perfect – his attentions are elsewhere, he will be so busy with his epoxy resin and tubs of paint he will have left his back door open for attack!”

“I’ve heard he likes having his back door attacked!!!”

“MUTON!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!! I DO THE GAGS AROUND HERE!!!”

"Sorry"

“Right, lets be on our way – SHAMU!!!! SHAAAAAAA MMMMMUUUUUUU”

“Damn, where is that whale of mine when I need him??? Probably off fraternising with all those lady whales again. Honestly, can’t keep it in his oversized whale pants that one!!! Public transport it is for us then, I’m afraid:-



“This is almost too easy!!! Cowes though? Cowes? I’ve not seen a bloody cow since I’ve been here. Other than the fat chav cow on the bus who started ranting about how “holiday makers shouldn’t be on the island” because we didn’t have the right change, but that’s another story….”




“Isle of Wight – I rename thee Isle of White, and claim you as my holiday retreat! So much for this Ironblood chap – there’s no defences in sight other than these feeble antiquities!!”




“Maybe that’s because Cowes isn’t the main town – it’s just famous for the boats, and for SteveD’s Gran coming from there. To fully claim it and squash Ironbloods resistance we need to sneak our way to Newport and claim the Isle, then it’ll be tea and crumpets before heading back, job done!”

“Oh, right. (where on earth did the lad acquire all this knowledge he seems to be showing this holiday)???”

“Something like this???”:-



“Yep, that should do it!”

And that, dear friends, is how the Isle of Wight became the Isle of White.

& “Ironblood – we will let you rule over the Isle in our absence, but no wild parties.”

Up next – Stormie visits the Tree House and tames the Wild Stallion of the New Forest!

Epsiode Three - Stormie tame the Wild beasts of the New Forest!

"Giddy up!!!"



"Now Muton, we'd best head home and work out how to win this long overdue bet we have with the Boss...."

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"North bound and down it is then Dad - 18 wheels a rolling?"

"That's a big 10-4!"

"Can we keep the Pony??? Please Dad???? Please????? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaassssssssse???"

"NO!!! Shadowfax will get jealous. And we dont have any hay. And besides, we have that Bi Plane on order, so why do we need a Pony????"

"But it's cute...."

& wander off into the distance, still bickering.....

The End. (maybe - unless I can work out how to get the pictures off my phone camera)

Wow... takes over 's territory and rides into the sunset... this could be a superb movie.

DAMartin wrote:Wow... takes over 's territory and rides into the sunset... this could be a superb movie.

It's being cast as we speak. Cast aside, that is...

Stormie and Muton appear to be doing pretty well on their tours this year. Its interesting that there's a place called Cowes on the Isle of White. There is also a town called Cowes on Phillip Island, not far from here. Hmmmm time for Craptatics secret mission I think. I'll leave it till Summer I think. Just starting to warm up over here. Nice pics as usual, old mate. That MLP rocks. It looks bloody vicious too.

Cool, great pics.

Please don't encourage him.

SteveD needs all the encouragement he can get. Steve put the pc down and get back in your cage there's a good special boy.

Put the PC down????? Down where Irony??