Blood for the Baron!

This story begins as a normal versus battle, until Iceberg uses his weapon to freeze a . Iceberg leaves to fight more members...

...and forgets about the frozen , who remains there so many time that even some people paint around him a portrait based on himself. (This picture of the packaged figure was suppossed to be part of a toy review I wanted to do here, but then I changed my mind, so I made this Dio-story to not waste the pic)

Some time later, let's say 25 years, the frozen awakens and opens the ice that imprisoned him.
: Where am I? WHEN am I?

Growing aware about his new situation, decides to explore the city.
: It's time to see this brave new world.

: Cobra Commander! You are alive! We can still take over the world! COBRA!
: Forget it, driver. We already lossst. Now I'm jussst awaiting to sssee if sssomeone wantsss to pay for old Cobra technology.
: You get money for Cobra tech? even for the Synthoids?
: Ssspecially for the Sssynthoidsss...

: Lady Jaye, stop! I will kill you to avenge my Commander's honor! but first, tell me what's happened with you in all those years...
Lady Jaye: Well, I married Flint and we have a daughter.
: Oh yeah? Is she dating somebody? because I have a nephew... no, wait, he must be way old now...
Lady Jaye: Yes, she's dating a giant robot.
: What? What kind of robot?
Lady Jaye: Well, if you ask ÅŒshima, he'll tell you that it's Optimus Prime. If you ask Mick, he'll say Jazz... Oh, here comes Flint! Beware, you haven't seen his current costume. he...
: He what? is using a hat and raincoat? a tie, maybe? Let him come. I'll kill you both.

: AAAAH! MY EYES!
Lady Jaye: I told you so.
Flint: What the...?

Flint: After all those years, he was unprepared to these new eye-searing uniforms.
Lady Jaye: Well, I see you at home every day and I still feel unprepared.
THE END

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