Blood for the Baron!

: Dr Mindbender! I want to know why are thossse Cobra membersss ssso depressssed! In that ssstate, they are ussselessss for me! Sssolve it or I will bury you alive!
Dr Mindbender: Y-yes, Commander!

Dr Mindbender: Why are you so depressed, Zartan?
: Michael Jackson died. I wanted to be so a good shape-shifter as him, who could change colors, but now I'll never know his secret.
Dr Mindbender: If you want to be like Michael Jackson, just put a blanket on Zanya's face and hold her from a balcony.
: What if she falls?
Dr Mindbender: I'm just solving your depression problem. Gravity is not my concern.
: Ok, I guess I could try.

Dr Mindbender: What about you? Why are you depressed?
Zarana: Farrah Fawcett died. I wanted to form a Charlie's Angels-like female Cobra team and I needed her to it. I could solve my differences with Baroness, but we needed a third member and... who better than Farrah if there isn't any other female Cobra?
Dr Mindbender: What about Vypra?
Zarana: Who's Vypra?

lol!

This is great DA

And it's not over yet...

Dr Mindbender: I can discern a trend here... You are mourning a recently deceased famous, right? Who is it in your case?
Thrasher: Ricardo Montalbán.
Dr Mindbender: Who?
Thrasher: Ricardo Montalbán.
Dr Mindbender: Sorry, I don't know who are you talking about.
Thrasher: Ricardo Montalbán!
Dr Mindbender: I don't know him...
Thrasher: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Dr Mindbender: Cahnn? Was he a jew?
Thrasher: Sigh...

now, that one made me

Dr Mindbender: Who are you mourning?
: David Carradine. He was a martial artist I wanted to know. I wanted he to teach me his ways, and I should teach him mine.
Dr Mindbender: He was just an actor, you know?
: No! He made his own fighting scenes, just like Bruce Lee!
Dr Minbender: At least Lee WAS asian...
: If you insult non-asian martial artists, you are insulting my sword brother (raises his claw)
Dr Mindbender: Uh... Next!

Dr Mindbender: And who are you grieving, Croc Master?
Croc Master: Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter.
Dr Mindbender: But the Crocodile Hunter is not recent! He died two years ago!
Croc Master: Yeah, but the grief doesn't go away!
THE END

Lol! That was great DA nicely done