Blood for the Baron!

When the pressure of being a silent Ninja and his comedic sidekick/indestructible robot get too much there is only one place for the guys to go to chill out, relax a little, and recharge their batteries - CORNWALL! So the lads set off for a week of surfing and cider....

Stormie takes in a bit of culture at the Minack open air theatre watching Evita:-



"I left the Muton at home - he never settles and eats noisy crisps during the performance - he's sooooo uncultured"




The following day:-



"Trouble at Mill!!!"

"Trouble at Mill????"

"Aye, trouble at Mill - beams cum outta skew ont Treddle"

"What on earth are you blathering on about Muton - that's not a Mill, it's an abandoned Tin Mine you fool!!!"

"Oh......."



Having established that it is indeed an old abandoned tin mine the lads chill out after taking Bullet for a good walk:



Bored of chilling out, the chaps head to the beach. Being a bit bone idle, and not wanting to walk, Muton sneaks into SteveD's other half's beach bag, and conceals himself in a large coil of something plasticy:



However once at the beach, he finds himself a bit wrapped up and tangled in the plasticy stuff of unknown origin:



Luckily, Stormie is on hand to help out and point out to him what it is:-

"Yes, for I am ever knowledgeable - it is a kite tail!! Enjoy your flight old chum!"



"He he!!!"

THE END.

(and yes, he is really attached to the tail of it whilst it is up there. And yes, I meant to crash it at the end. Honest. I did.)

There's a bald man sat there, enjoying Evita, worrything that the strange Northerner behind him is going to start throwing little plastic men at the performers...

AnnieM wrote:There's a bald man sat there, enjoying Evita, worrything that the strange Northerner behind him is going to start throwing little plastic men at the performers...

He looks a tad sunburnt on that noggin too!

OMG Did Muton survive his crash landing?

The Baron wrote:OMG Did Muton survive his crash landing?

Of course! Here he is safely back on his window sill at home just this morning....



If anything the sand cleaned him up a little by sandblasting off some of the soot from the fireworks last year!

And Baron, it was a carefully controlled descent, not a [tut tut] "crash landing".

I'm sorry to report, however, that later on that same day I allowed the Intended to have a brief go of my 25 year old Peter Powell stunt kite in somewhat heavy winds. The tail is still stuck in the tree in a field near Truro. She is very sorry.

Surely he must've done - after all he is indestructable

AnnieM wrote:Surely he must've done - after all he is almost indestructable

Fixed!

Peter Powell? The former radio 1 dj????

Was the dog accompanying Stormie and Muton from the beginning, or he followed them home?

AnnieM wrote:Surely he must've done - after all he is indestructable

Just checking. And don't call me Shirley.