Blood for the Baron!

did not become the ninja as easily as you think. There were some auditions first. (yes, I know the images are blurry again. I think I'm not so a good photographer).

Scarface: "Losers go left"

Scorpion: "I was Hanzo Hazashi, from the Shirai Ryu..."
: "Wait a minute... What do you mean with that "You were..." thing?"
Scorpion: "I was killed."
: "Oh, so you're dead. How are you supposed to be my ninja bodyguard if you can't guard even yourself? I'd rather take the guy who killed you."
Scorpion (groaning): "He's next."

is cobra commander going to get gunged?

Sub-Zero: "I'm Sub-Zero, from the Lin Kuei..."
: "Sorry, but you are too cold. I need not only a bodyguard, but also a friend. I need somebody with a warmer character, Somebody to talk to."

The Kraken Wakes wrote:is cobra commander going to get gunged?

What does "gunged" mean?

Deadpool: "Hey you are Cobra Commander nice helmet maybe you need to polish it I guess those are Baroness and Destro he looks like a baldie with that thing the oly thing I can say about Baroness is hello nurse is there a sort of hotel in Cobra island I would like to know that because I am planning some vacations and if I become the Cobra ninja I will have discounts I had tought about joining the Masters of Evil or HYDRA but they do not have any island so I could not ask them if they have a resort... (it continues)"
: "I should think better the "someone to talk to" part..."

Smoke: "Hello, my name is Smoke, and..."
: "Smoke? Go away! We have a strict "No Smoking" policy!"

LOL what's Scarface up to?

He's just teasing Fred. And Fred has had enough.

: "We have another strict policy, and it's about scale. You can leave now."
Ninjor: "If you are so a scale-elitist, why are you using my Eternian master's throne? It's not in scale to you."
: "Um... er... Look, a Komodo dragon!"

: "At last! A snake-themed ninja! You're in!"
Shang Tsung: "Wait! Be MY bodyguard instead. I'll pay you the double than Cobra Commander and I will revive your extinct Zaterran race."
: "I will pay you the triple!"
: "Commander, you can't beat the "revive a whole race" offer."
Reptile: "Ssso long, sssuckersss!"

: "So you are an Arashikage,aren't you?"
Slice: "Yep."
: "However, you are a renegade member..."
Slice: "Yes, it's true."
: "But you are perfecting a sword style similar to the scorpion's attack patterns, right?"
Slice: "Right."
: "Is it already perfected?"
Slice: "No, it's not ready."
: "Hmm... 2 pros and 2 cons. Let's make a deal; if I don't find any other ninja, or the ninja I take betrays me and joins the Joes, I will call you. Deal?"
Slice: "Deal. But then, if you will have been betrayed, will you trust me if, at some point, I tell you when a supossed Joe defector is really still a Joe working as a double-agent against us?"
: "What are you talking about?!?"