The truly crap - Captain Craptastic
Posted: 22 Apr 2009 14:36
well here is is, don't say I didn't warn you. He's crap. Here's a brief Bio.
Captain Craptastic
Cobra Genetic Annoyance
Primary Military spec; PITA
Secondary Military spec; Escape armour prop
After Baron Ironblood went a bit loopy and decided Cobra was a better idea than wearing a tin bucket on his head or selling cars, he decided to revisit his early days of genetic development. Unfortunately he had become way too loopy and wasn't quite as smart as he had been the day he had created the Kraken. This genetic mistake was the result. He has risen through the ranks by becoming a complete brown nose and caters to the CC like his life depends on it - which it does. Cobra Commander can't stand the sight of him as it just shows how truly fruity he's become. He encourages him to lead from the front, especially in suicide missions.
"If you need your escape armour propped up, here's your man, woman... thing for the job. Nobody does it better, half as arsed as him, Captain your the best".
Basically he's made from all the parts of figures I hate. Except his left arm, which I ran out of and couldn't decide which one to use. Anyway, enjoy...
I'm Mr. Crapastic say me fantastic touch me in my bum he says I'm Mr dumb..
I'm Mr. Crapastic say me fantastic touch me in my bum she says boom boom shoot me with a big gun. boom.
(tribute to Mr Bean, by the Cap)
Mark
Captain Craptastic
Cobra Genetic Annoyance
Primary Military spec; PITA
Secondary Military spec; Escape armour prop
After Baron Ironblood went a bit loopy and decided Cobra was a better idea than wearing a tin bucket on his head or selling cars, he decided to revisit his early days of genetic development. Unfortunately he had become way too loopy and wasn't quite as smart as he had been the day he had created the Kraken. This genetic mistake was the result. He has risen through the ranks by becoming a complete brown nose and caters to the CC like his life depends on it - which it does. Cobra Commander can't stand the sight of him as it just shows how truly fruity he's become. He encourages him to lead from the front, especially in suicide missions.
"If you need your escape armour propped up, here's your man, woman... thing for the job. Nobody does it better, half as arsed as him, Captain your the best".
Basically he's made from all the parts of figures I hate. Except his left arm, which I ran out of and couldn't decide which one to use. Anyway, enjoy...
I'm Mr. Crapastic say me fantastic touch me in my bum he says I'm Mr dumb..
I'm Mr. Crapastic say me fantastic touch me in my bum she says boom boom shoot me with a big gun. boom.
(tribute to Mr Bean, by the Cap)
Mark
