Blood for the Baron!

anyone interested in trading chuck norris figures for anything cool i might be interested in?
there are about 5 different styles, a couple of variations of chuck himself + his ninja commandos, still packaged.

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.

got excited there for a moment, thought someone wanted to trade the bastards!

Ross SC wrote:got excited there for a moment, thought someone wanted to trade the bastards!

Oops. Sorry! I didn't know there were such a beast as a Chuck Norris action figure anyway! Pretty cool but I have to restrain myself!

To be honest, I like to go to the unanswered posts section and drag things out. There's one of mine in there. Watch out. Here it comes.

they tried to carve chuck norris into mount rushmore, but the granite was too soft for his chin.

I think this line was based on a cartoon wasn't it?

yep!

Chuck Norris is responsible for Chinas over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1000 miles became pregnant

Since Chuck Norris has had sex with every woman on the planet and has got tired of raping grown men he decided to fornicate with a dragon. The next day the dragon gave birth to Bruce Lee and Steven Segal.

Mel Gibson wanted to make a movie about Chuck Norris’ life. When Chuck Norris refused, Mel Gibson went ahead and made the next best thing: The Passion of the Christ.

Hot-air balloons were invented by Chuck Norris because his condoms kept breaking.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin, which he built himself.

Chuck Norris is actually Jeeves from AskJeeves.com

Chuck Norris invented drinking out of the carton

ok, just found this one & it's the best one ive ever heard...................


"The role of Alf, from the hit 80s TV show of the same name was actually played by Chuck Norris’ penis."