Blood for the Baron!

After chuckling from Double-Tap's tip of the day in the customs section, I thought it wouldn't be bad to have a "Tip of the Day" thread for good or amusing advice that will help the Baron to world domination more efficiently.

So with that here is the "Tip of the Day":

"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."- Benjamin Franklin

Thought for the day....
If a finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat, you must be a real tight git to give
them a fun size one!

its all fun and games until some one looses an eye!!!

stay in the pink and out of the brown!

lol

If you are ever shot in the chest, lie on your side. That way only one lung will fill with blood.

A sucking Chest wound is nature's way of telling you to slow down!

Your weapon has been made by the cheapest bidder.

Friendly Fire isn't always friendly!

"Force shites upon Reason's Back."- Ben Franklin

Save time when crossing a one way street by only looking one way !! ... (viz)

The Baron wrote:If you are ever shot in the chest, lie on your side. That way only one lung will fill with blood.

As a medical person, may I add the detail that you should lie on the side you have been shot in, otherwise both lungs will fill with blood regardless! Hope this is of use to everyone!