Big Boa and the Sundance Kid

[gung-hoeddie]

act one. (great minds think alike)

a dusty room in the heart of stroud, two men sit in the shadows their forms mysterious in the darkness. the men whisper to one another the voices low a contrast to the chaos of the police sirens outside. Boa a renegade hitman and sundance a man child with all the personality of a door knob these men thrown together must make a descision try to escape or face there doom head on. i like to eat my cousins pets said sundance his west country high pitched accent does nothing but annoy an already anxious Boa, please stop talking for Gods sake we may die soon, but i like talking says sundance, momma says talking even when your stupid will make the world seem preddy. your mother is wrong now shut up and try and think.

outside police officer jim workout and his colleague and lover pc world discuss the next move, we have them surrounded we know they are armed whatever they do we must take them down. ok jim pc world says we shall stop them.

Boa, sweat beads on his face his world and all he knows about to end sighs heavily and asks sundance, do you believe in God? a somewhat confused sundance looks to his outdated mobile and taps in slowly the word wiki the look of smugness appears on his already overly excited face as he declares i like God he lives in the sky and he has a white beard and he made the world and he made the stars and he made the... ENOUGH!! screams Boa his last chance for a human conversation drifting away like feather in the breeze, Boa looks down at his boxing gloved hands and wonders why did he get stuck with someone with less of an IQ than a grapefruit. we need to go he says as he stands gun at the ready, lets do this, they head for the door, rush quickly across the threshold and into the morning sun, the last sounds these men hear are the popping sounds of the bullets leaving the police barrels. the dust settles the sudden silence the glimmering eyes of the police as they see the two men lay dead on the crazy paved floor.

[The Baron]

Excellent first fanfic, Ed! What happens next?

[gung-hoeddie]

Act 2 tomorrow.

[The Kraken Wakes]

Its going to be hard to top this

[gung-hoeddie]

no it won't be it's crap.

[The Baron]

It's a dynamic contemporary parody of the classic Butch Cassidy and Sundance, vigorously revitalised by a unique and perceptive new talent. 'Big Boa and the Sundance Kid' gives us a glimpse into the theoretical mindset of one of the GI Joe fandom's most beloved and enduring characters. It's rare to come across such naked insight, I think we can all truly relate to where gung-hoeddie is coming from with this masterpiece.

[Jimbobx]

Zombies. I bet it's zombies.

[meertoh]

I'm making a custom of pc world.

[The Kraken Wakes]

no it won't be it's crap.

True but you arent very good at this are you.

[The Baron]

Coming from you!