Blood for the Baron!

Annie and i went to the bulldog toy fair at the bath and west show ground yesterday and stumbled across Barry the self proclaimed 'palitoy expert' who proceeded to tell me so much sh*t i nearly died.
i said i was looking for a complete missile assault (a very rare action man) as i have the other 3 he said he had seen them carded and all sorts which i just couldn't believe and still don't.
so i thought to hell with it i shall ask him if he had ever seen a picture box english version cosmic cruiser he said he had. i replied interesting but i have asked the exproduction manager and packaging manager at meccano and they didn't know he said that they didn't know anything, i said so you've seen one then? he said yes.

i walked away...........

You didnt think to organise some kind of q&a for the board?

You should have asked him -

Is Red Laser a Ninja?

Is Skeletron a dead Kraken?

Are you some form of a c*nt?

Who is this person?

Red Laser is not a ninja.

Like Santa visits every home, Barry the Bullshitter, sometimes in disguise, turns up in every workplace.

Last time one of his doppelgangers turned up at work we gave him a bullshit detector and told him he had to press it everytime he spoke; he still didn't get it.

this guy was straight from the cock knocker factory almost factory sealed. i don't consider myself an expert i'll leave that to the Dave Tree's of this world but i know enough from doing my own bits of research, but this guy f*ck what a f*cking handpump. he said somewhat smug i have a complete set of SAS on cards, i stood there and looked at him and thought 'really have you a whole f*cking set!!! my f*cking hero'

A guy at college reckons he fingered Tulisa. I told him I bummed Dappy in reply.

Eddie you should told this Barry that you knew of where you could lay your hands on genuine pre production figures & pointed him towards wotshisface, you know the guy,the who forges the German 's with the help of break fluid

There's always one billy bullshitter. They are not just limited to the Action Force world either, it baffles me how many of them there are, I just nod, say a sarcastic yes and then pat them on the head. Best way to deal with them.

In the IT industry its 99% Bazza the Bullshitter. Ah, I love work.