Blood for the Baron!

DAY 21: receives as a gift... a backpack full of equipment!
: Hey! I already had one of these!
CLAWS: Oh, well, but it isn't bad to have a spare one...
: In fact, mine was stolen yesterday when I had to go put bombs underwater and left it in Major Bludd's care!
CLAWS: Okay, then you really need this one to replace the lost one.
: And that one has the same insignia as mine!
CLAWS: Glub!

DAY 22: receives as a gift... a wedding!
CLAWS: Where is the groom?
: Well, that's the funny part... (let's suppose and Tunnel Rat are off-screen, after Clutch)

DAY 23: receives as a gift... a camera, but where is it?
CLAWS: Sorry, Stalker, but it seems like the camera was lost in the mail during its way here.
: Dag!
CLAWS: Okay, okay, I have it here. I just wanted to hear you saying "dag".

DAY 24: receives as a gift... a new cycle!
Tomax: That's an Avengers' cycle!
Xamot: You were warned!
CLAWS: It's just a vehicle, not a cameo! It isn't as if I had asked Captain America or Hawkeye to bring it! In fact, they are almost as mad at me as you for taking it!
: They are totally ignoring me... now I know how Zandar feels. Well, at least I kept the cycle, I guess.

DAY 25: Cobra CLAWS receives as a gift... a place at the main event!
CLAWS: Yaeh, I wanted to bring a gift for Jesus, I knew anything would beat incense and... the thing the other wise man was bringing... but gold? that beats all my resources. Okay, I guess this is the end of my gift deliveries. Now I'm gonna say hello to Jesus, see what's for dinner and turn the TV on for "Stormie saves Christmas". Good night everybody! THE END

I know the Dio-story is ove, and it has been a while since Xmas, but I found these lyrics in oafe.net and I thought they could fit well here:

Get ready to shout
Get ready to scream
We're gonna destroy
The entire Joe team
Cobra CLAWS are coming to town!