Blood for the Baron!

Bloody hell - just my luck. 54 years of exile and some other minor event will steal my thunder! My readmission to BFTB will not even make the headlines on the news! Typical!

Does this mean that SteveD is actually a Vulcan?

Headlines will read;

"85 year old male, pees on website".

Sources have indicated that a disgruntled Yorkshire man was seen peeing on his mindlink broadband connection screaming "BLOOD FOR THE BARON" at the top of his lungs. Ambulance officers had difficulty reviving him after his initial shock, when he realised that his ear was in fact, the connection he was peeing on. "It was very damp" one officer remarked. "Like a fooking waterfall" another officer remarked. It would seem the gentleman had not had a pee since 2009 when he was forbade from relieving himself out his own window. Local religious types began building an ark, but were rather put out when it was revealed by God to only be a drill.

SteveD wrote:Bloody hell - just my luck. 54 years of exile and some other minor event will steal my thunder! My readmission to BFTB will not even make the headlines on the news! Typical!

don't worry, at least the world will have caught up with your pioneering fashion sense by then;

To keep you occupied and enable you to create your own kingdom, I have registered a domain for you: http://www.stevedinexile.co.uk

See you in 54 years!