Blood for the Baron!

Annie, I feel for ya, we get some right thick-ho customers comeng in to the shop I work for..more so that've moved the local post office closer to us, they come in to buy a single envelope, ask if they can "borrow" a pen, always taking a brand new one off the shelf..& then spend the next 30 min's taking up the whole counter to fill in one damn form or another, asking for correct spellings !
Not to mention the bad language..right scum some of 'em are, the Post office has introduced this fab new system..you take a numbered ticket & wait an hour to be served, so the local dole dossers/whino's stand out side our shop (we're half way between the postie & the Offie) shouting @ each other "Has me F*@cking Number come up yet!"
Then we get the people who come in asking "Can I have a bit of sellotape?" & procede to take half the roll to wrap the e-bay parcels up...the managers put a stop to that by requesting a "small" donation to the charity box, you should see the tight assed bastards run

there was this one berk came in my shop a few months back...

we had a notice up informing people we'd be doing Pay Point. (it's a thing to allow you to pay bills electronically)

and this dumbass comes up and says 'you've got that sign up saying you're doing Pay Pal, when's it start?'

so, trying not to laugh, i said 'it's not Pay Pal, it's Pay Point.'

so, he says it's the same thing.

politely i pointed out that actually, no, they're completely different.

then he said 'whatever, when are you starting?'

so i just said we don't know, we haven't been told yet.

Pay Pal and Pay Point the same... mm, yeah...

sadly there are a large number of planks out there all equally rude and thick. I've never had to work in any form of customer relations thank god, i worked with a fella some years ago who was a bully and a thick twat, one day whilst sat in the canteen chatting about the grandprix this fella asked who william hill drove for and my colleague said ladbrooks which he believed, i had to walk out i was laughing so hard. It was unfortunately the start of a long career of working with fucknuts something i still do today.

The Baron wrote:Yah, we hav made gut progress here today, I feel. Now everybody, group hug!

Remember to practice your mantras.

Miss Annie; I am good at my job. People like me. Cat-f*cking is wrong.
Mr Tree; I'm right, dammit, I told zem, I did, but did zey listen, oh no, now zey vill suffer.
MrD; I am NOT invisible, I am NOT invisible, I am NOT invisible.

Same time tomorrow zen.