Blood for the Baron!

The aspirational A.S.P. asps 'Asp not what the A.S.P. can do for you, but what you can do for the A.S.P.'s asp.'

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I aspire to owning another asp.

Asping is as asping does.

Have you lot got aspergers?

All these puns are giving me a headache...where's the A.S.Pirin ?

Is this an A.S.P. I see before me?

The roll cage toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee.

I have thee not, yet I asp thee still

Art thou not, fatal aspic, sensible

To feeling asp to A.S.Prin?

dont grasp the roll cage clasp on the asp. that would be exasperating.

The Kraken Wakes wrote:I aspire to owning another asp.

Asp and ye shall receive!

Better than getting torn another asp whole.