A tour of gung-hoeddie's grounds

[Thundershot]

I had my finger near the hinge of the door when my father slammed it.

Ouch!!! I just had that "funny feeling" in the legs reading that..

[gung-hoeddie]

mine was torn off as opposed to cut in an industrial grinder, it pulled the tendons out of my hand so they couldn't re-attach the finger due the extent of the damage that was caused. How much did you lose jaye?

[Lady Jaye]

Just the tip, boot half an inch. Lost when I was 3 or so.

However, this finger still makes the missus smile!

[gung-hoeddie]

a clit tickler then as i've nicknamed mine

[Sundance]

Do we get a translation?

DON'T WAIT FOR THE TRANSLATION, ANSWER NOW!

[gung-hoeddie]

cabron mamon, would that be accurate DA?

[DAMartin]

[DAMartin]

Well, I guess I'll have to post at least a partial translation to avoid more forum infighting. As I've said, I'm busy with other projects, so I'll just deal with a little portion:
1st panel:
Judge: ...and for leveling two buildings that were together falling, which caused many people to join the heavenly chorus and let a lot of trash on the street, I give you the death penalty, and I hope that could be a lesson for you.
Fugitive: It wasn't me, it was the one-legged man.
2nd panel:
Judge: That's the dumbest excuse I've heard, and I've heard many dumb excuses.

[gung-hoeddie]

this beats eastenders hands down.

[Lady Jaye]

I'm busy with other projects

Finally you are taking photography classes?