Happy Easter week! The Advent Dio spiritual successor

[gung-hoeddie]

Well I'll do mine tomorrow to give someone a chance to sort something out for saturday if anyone is up for it?

[gung-hoeddie]

having captured outback cobra commander has decided to make an easter example of him.



(1) he's a card isn't he the commander what ever will he think of next.

(2) i'm not sure but i think he might be to heavy for this.


a few days later the two officers return



(2) you know i hate being right all the time.


Happy easter.

[Chopper]

Eddie has a dismemberment fetish. Too many Tarintino films, me thinks.

Weird job old son, well done.

[SteveD]

And surprisingly not too shocking! I'm shocked! That it wasn't too shocking! Good one Ed!

I'm up tomorrow. Mine may be a tad longer than one or two pictures. Sort of the Passion of the Christ of the Easter Dio...I apologise now in advance.....

"I make no apologies...."

[DAMartin]

Wow, has a very big surprise there! It would be better to evacuate quarters!
And Outback... maybe he ate too much military rations

[SteveD]

PS - between this, Lady Jaye at the railway, and then the Cobra Sellotape Trooper should we be opening you a wing in the customs archive in readiness Ed?

[gung-hoeddie]

i think there a bit too daft for that Steve.

[Thundershot]

I must admit, as scrolling slowly down the picture, I was expecting Outback to have gnawed both his own arms of to effect an escape.

[SteveD]

This isn’t really just a one shot piccie for the Dio, more of a, well, epic!
Anyway, those of you who have been unlucky enough to suffer through Stormies previous adventures may well be aware that he has picked up quite an entourage on his adventures. We join our hero as he approaches Jerusalem, flanked by 12 of his most ardent followers – Muton, Shadowfax, Bullseye, Bandit & The Snowman, Colt Seavers, Uncle Jesse, Suited and Booted Kraken, Lego Stig, Lego Baroness and Chef Segal, along with Boss Hogg Iscariott as he rides on the back of Donkey Oti:-



“Remind me again why you get to ride Donkey Oti, whilst we all just follow on foot, when he is my Donkey, and you have Shadowfax here???”


“Well lad, it’s all about showing how humble I am, that I can ride on a donkey, without thinking myself anything too special”

“Erm, hold on, so stealing my Donkey, and Lording it over us walking guys, in someway makes you humble???”

“You really ought not to question me Muton – non of this is meant to make any sense, and when people notice that I will just point out that the Lord works in mysterious ways”

“Ahhhhh – right, sorry.” ”

“As well you should be my child….”

BOSS:- [mumbling under his breath] “Always thinking he’s better than the rest of us since he got my hat that one – and now I’m demoted to blue hat wearing follower, whilst really it should be me atop that donkey!” [mumble mumble]

UPON ARRIVAL:-



“Right guys, here’s what we’re going to do – you’ve all followed me very faithfully, and as such I feel a bit of a Russell Harty coming on. A bit of a do, a party to end all parties if you will”

“EXCELLENT!!! Cant wait Only problem is, with us all doing loads of walking and that, whilst you lorded it up on Donkey Oti, my feet are killing me, and are pretty much stinking right now. Likely to put folks off their food I’d have thought. Can’t we freshen up a bit first? Are there any showers around here or anything???”

“No need for showers lad – sit theeself down, and I shall fetch some water and a bit of soap, and wash the feet of you all, to once more show how humble I am”

“Really???? Well, I’ll not say no to that….”



“There you go lad – there’s the first one done…”




“Careful Stormie – you’ve cleaned so hard you’ve rubbed some of me paint off!!! Or maybe that was when I got blasted into space…or sank in that rock pool….or encountered the Duck of Doom…. Or….”


“Okay, okay – we get the message my son. Now, onto yours Boss Hogg Iscariott…..”

BOSS “Why – don’t mind if I do!!!”




BOSS “Heee Heee – careful Stormie – that tickles!!!”




“Sorry Boss – it’s just you have some soil really trod in here – have you been going for walks in the desert at night or something? ”

BOSS “N – no!! Not me! Certainly not. Never. Not at all”

“Okay Boss – I was only asking! Stupid question really, or course you’ve not – it’s too dangerous out there – there’s Romans and all sorts knocking about? ”

Some time later, once all the feet (and hooves, and paws) have been cleaned:-



“There we are – all done – now, lets get that party going….”

ALL “HURRAH!!!!”

AS WE THEN CUT AWAY TO SOME TIME LATER, WHERE STORMIE AND HIS 12 FOLLOWERS ARE ABOUT TO TUCK INTO A SUPPER TO END ALL SUPPERS:-



“My word Stormie – I’ve not seen such an impressive spread since you left that Jenna Jameson’s Greatest Hits DVD lying around!! Amazing!!! ”

“Well lad, it’s the least I can do for such an ace group of guys (and gal, and horse, and dog) as you lot – now come on – tuck in!!”

“Certainly don’t need asking twice! Bandit – pass me an apple will you…..”

Much later:-



So, when Supper was ended, Stormie raised his cup, and said:-

“Drink this, in memory of me, for this is my blood, and the blood of the new and everlasting covenant, and through this blood, we are made one!!”

“WTF??? Blood??? Are you having a laugh? It looks like Ribena to me!!! Are you sure you’ve not had one too many?? Besides, I’m not drinking blood!! I know vampires are trendy at the moment and all with them chick flicks that are out, but come on! Blood??? Have we not got any Kia Ora or Umbongo left??? ”

“Sorry, yeah, I think there’s some left. Not sure what came over me there for the moment – guess I’m just feeling a bit weird tonight – all that sun in the desert got to me head. For some reason really feeling sorry for myself too”

AS THE PARTY RAGES ON STORMIE GETS MORE AND MORE INTROSPECTIVE…..


“I wonder if someone has drugged this – still tastes a bit weird…”







“Wow Stormie – this truly is a kick ass party! Everyone is having a whale of a time! Speaking of whales, could Shamu not make it? ”


“No, unfortunately not – he emailed though to send his best wishes – he’s settled down with a lovely lady whale now you know in a totally monogamous relationship!”

“Really? Well I never. Never mind, as cool as it would’ve been for him to come here it could have got a bit fishy smelling with both him and the Kraken around. Besides – this is the best party ever, so it couldn’t possibly have got any better than this!!!!”

“Don’t get too used to it Muton lad – this happiness we are sharing can’t last forever!”

“No, seriously Stormie – it’s ace! All the lads think so. And they were just all saying how great you are, and how they’d do anything for you! Me included. Honestly, I’d follow you to the ends of the earth if you asked me to….”

“Muton, my old friend, you say that now, but I just know that soon you will deny me. In fact, I get this feeling that before the cock crows you will deny me three times ”

“He he – you said cock!!! Snigger snigger….”

LATER ON:-



The party has degenerated (as all good parties do!) – Colt Seavers knees are giving him gip, so he’s taking the weight off, the Lego lads are both trying their luck with the Lego Baroness, and Kraken has seemingly had some bad shrimp that’s not settling right, when Stormie suddenly realises someone is missing:-


“Has anyone seen Muton lately? I cant find him anywhere???”

MOST “No – sorry”
but then Boss Hogg Iscariott pipes up:-




BOSS:- “Ahem, why, yes. I do believe I know where he is. He was, erm, pretty freaked out about what you said to him earlier about cocks, and denial of them, or something, so he, erm, yes, that’s right, he said he was going for a walk in the gardens. Yes, that’s what he said, some fresh air in the gardens. Want me to show you the way?”

“Ohhh – the crazy fool – he’s got the total wrong end of the stick – come on Boss – lets go and find him, and settle him down a bit….”

BOSS:- “Why, yes, certainly, of course – follow me Stormie – I will, ahem, show you the way….”

OUTSIDE:-



“are you sure he went in here Boss??? Not like him to be interested in Gardens…..”

BOSS:- “Yup – I sure am Stormie me old buddy – saw him go that way myself – now go on, in you go after him – he’s likely got himself all lost in there”

“Indeed you’re right Boss – and we both know how he gets scared of the dark – I’d best head in and find him….are you not coming in?”

BOSS:- “No, erm, I’ll, erm, keep watch here. Just in case there are any Romans around or anything”

“Bloody good idea! Can never be too careful really can we – sneaky buggers them Romans, they could be anywhere at any given time….?”

BUT, AS THE CAMERA PANS OUT:-



BOSS:- “STORMIE – WAIT! JUST ONE MINUTE….”

“What is it Boss?”

BOSS:- “Erm, I, erm, just wanted to say thanks for the tremendous party, and to say sorry I ever may have doubted you, and stuff, and well, maybe it’s the wine talking, but I wanted to give you a bit of a kiss on the cheek to say thanks and all that...”

“Well, that’s a bit unusual of you Boss, and I’m not usually one for getting kisses off fellas like, but go on then – just don’t tell anyone okay???”



XXX .KISS. XXX



“You know what Boss – I had you all wrong. I thought you were just a self centred, bitter, greedy old man, who was obsessed with making money and still was a little pissed at me for nicking your hat on that Bonfire Night many moons ago. But now I’m seeing I was wrong, and really, you’re not so bad at all. Now you get back to the party Boss, I’ll go find Muton, and I’ll see you back inside in ten minutes or so?”

BOSS:- “Okay dokey Stormie, see you soon, and be sure not to get cross with Muton….[he he]”

BOSS’S POCKETS JANGLE WITH WHAT SOUNDS LIKE SILVER COINS, AS HE LEAVES OUR HERO AND HEADS BACK TOWARDS THE PARTY, AS STORMIE TURNS TO ENTER THE GARDENS….AND SUDDENLY REALISES WHAT’S BEEN GOING ON….



“OH FU……..”

THE END.





(Go on, off you go…..nothing further to see here…..)






….oh, go on then…..





AND NOW – ONE OR TWO OUTTAKES (The Directors Cut)

Stormie Gibson chilling out between takes:-



“What’s my motivation for this scene??”


And the X Rated “Too Hot for the Cinema” version had Stig and Baroness getting up to no good in the background of the party, but the scene got left on the cutting room floor:




So, who’s up tomorrow????

[gung-hoeddie]

haha excellent scene Steve, the last picture is in bad taste though i'm