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Re: Cobra CLAWS is coming to town
Posted: 08 Dec 2009 18:57
by DAMartin
DAY 8: The BATs receive as a gift... their own drill instruction!
Search Man: Aten-HUT! Raise weapons! Chins up! Do you believe yourself soldier stuff? You wouldn't resist two seconds against a Maverick Hunter!
CLAWS: You see? That's what we, the plain organic Cobra soldiers, have to bear in boot camp! Now you know... and knowing is half the battle!
Re: Cobra CLAWS is coming to town
Posted: 09 Dec 2009 19:31
by DAMartin
DAY 9: Both the Crimson Guardsman Fred and Kamakura receive as a gift... a family reunion!
Kamakura: Dad!
Fred: Sean!
CLAWS: I don't get it... if he is masked and he looks exactly like all the other Freds... how do they recognise each other?
Re: Cobra CLAWS is coming to town
Posted: 11 Dec 2009 03:51
by DAMartin
DAY 10: Raptor receives as a gift... a song.
CLAWS: Jingle bells, Hawkman smells, Hawkwoman laid an egg...
Raptor: That's all? that's the whole thing? No, no! That's ridiculous, yes!
CLAWS: Just like you, so it fits.
Re: Cobra CLAWS is coming to town
Posted: 11 Dec 2009 14:39
by DAMartin
DAY 11: Blast-Off receives as a gift... temporary membership on the Ghostbusters!
Blast-Off: Woohoo! Monster hunting! Monster hunting!
Peter: We're gonna regret this...
Re: Cobra CLAWS is coming to town
Posted: 12 Dec 2009 15:35
by DAMartin
DAY 12: Slice receives as a gift... a new sidekick!
CLAWS: Choose among these. You need somebody to replace Dice and Slash.
Slice: But... kids? Isn't that too... 1960s?
CLAWS: Yep, but they are titanic in a fight.
Re: Cobra CLAWS is coming to town
Posted: 13 Dec 2009 19:31
by DAMartin
DAY 13: Captain Grid-Iron receives as a gift... absolutely nothing.
CLAWS: Sorry, but it's day 13, so bad luck for you. Besides, I only had one Lady Jaye in the bag and she was already delivered.
Re: Cobra CLAWS is coming to town
Posted: 14 Dec 2009 16:17
by DAMartin
DAY 14: Shipwreck and Polly receive as a gift... a trip on a pirate ship*!
Leatherwing: I'm Leatherwing.
*Well, really a privateer ship, but if you call the rose by other name, would it smell differently? (yes, if you call it stinky, but this isn't the case)
Re: Cobra CLAWS is coming to town
Posted: 15 Dec 2009 13:16
by DAMartin
DAY 15:

and the naval

soldiers receive as a gift... a trip on a pirate ship!

: In your face, Shipwreck! We got the same gift as you, but with the straight concept!
CLAWS: Maybe, but at least privateers have a criteria for robbing... Watch your pockets.
Re: Cobra CLAWS is coming to town
Posted: 16 Dec 2009 15:02
by DAMartin
DAY 16:

: What'sss about me? What do I ressceive asss a gift?
CLAWS: Nice try, Commander, but I recognise you even if you change your uniform.
Re: Cobra CLAWS is coming to town
Posted: 17 Dec 2009 14:46
by DAMartin
DAY 17:

receives as a gift... a raincoat!
CLAWS: ...and it's reversable, perfect for those times when you decide to change sides.