Blood for the Baron!

goes to the pits to get the wing repaired by... the Iron Grenadiers?
: What's happening here?
: Oh @#$%&!
TARGAT: Sorry, boss. We thought he was you!

Very inventive, I love the roboskull ! Perhaps this should have been Wacky Races ?

Destro could be Dick Dastardly ? who gets to play the Ant-hill mob ?

I tink Golobulus would be better as the Dick Dastardly type. He is against both and , and even has a non-speaking sidekick (Nemesis Enforcer). However, all depends of the ideas, and I'm afraid I can't think in any "cheat" gags. However, ¡f I think some, be sure it will be there.

Not all racers drive vehicles. Some of them ride their pets.
Croc Master: Maybe we should have made a size rule...
Realizing Croc Master is right, Dusty leaves the race.

: You cheating Cobra! You told me this lake wasn't deep!
: he he... G'bye, Duke!

: What happened to my Water Mocassin?
: I think "somebody" blew it. HAHAHAHAHA!
: There's no honor among thieves.
( is out of the race)

The Cobra-La team goes ahead
Golobulus: Let's stop here! We will set a trap.
Royal Guard: A stupid Wyle E. Coyote type trap that will surely fail, just now that we are already winning? no wonder why Unicron doesn't answer our prayers.

Golobulus: I have made a hole. We will put this blanket and, when the ground-based vehicles pass here, they will fall into the hole! Later we will make a trap for the flying ones.
Royal Guard: It won't work.
Nemesis Enforcer: Grrrrrr...
Royal Guard: Ok! Ok! I-it will w-work! J-just don't kill me.

It doesn't work. The vehicles pass over the blanket and nothing happens.

Golobulus: Why didn't it work?
Royal Guard: We shouldn't do this. this is the part where WE fall into the hole! In fact, why haven't we fallen?
Voice from under the blanket: Maybe because your trap worked! We fell, the blanket fell over us and the other racers ran over us without knowing!
Golobulus: It worked! Let's see which racer we trapped. Cobra-lalalalalalalalala!