Is that a tumble weed?

Hopper · Post by **Hopper** » 21 Dec 2015 18:14

Kudos on the use of the word Wazzock there - underrated and underused.

I don't have any crap celebrity meetings. The only famous people I have met have been decent, proper, sort.

I used to work as a removal man, and we once moved Edwina Curry. She was very nice and had her spitting Image rubber head above the mantlepiece.

Not exactly Bob Carlogees and Spit the Dog.

SteveD · Post by **SteveD** » 22 Dec 2015 00:43

Kudos on the use of the word kudos there Hopper! Always a fun word! However - 'cock womble' - now there's a cracking put down right there!!!

Chopper · Post by **Chopper** » 22 Dec 2015 05:37

For some reason my lad feels "Nob jockey" is the greatest term to be be bandied about this year. I shall inform him of cock womble and see if he shines to the term.

SteveD · Post by **SteveD** » 22 Dec 2015 07:14

Knob jockey is always deserving of a mention. As is Ass Clown. A staple in ones vocabulary for a good few years now.

Hopper · Post by **Hopper** » 22 Dec 2015 13:04

Cock womble, ass clown, knob jockey.
Excellent stuff gents, and all words that will be liberally sprinkled into my conversation this yuletide.

"I say, Mrs Hopper, would you mind passing me the cock wombling port."

action-figure-supplies · Post by **action-figure-supplies** » 22 Dec 2015 13:06

My wife used to work as a knob greaser... she greased up the knobs for gear levers.

Hopper · Post by **Hopper** » 22 Dec 2015 13:49

action-figure-supplies wrote:My wife used to work as a knob greaser... she greased up the knobs for gear levers.

Ha! Nice.

I have a friend who works as a 'fluid engineer' for Siemans.
And I used to go out with a girl who was on the Cambridge University girls rugby team - she was the hooker, of course.

action-figure-supplies · Post by **action-figure-supplies** » 22 Dec 2015 15:38

Lol!!

SteveD · Post by **SteveD** » 22 Dec 2015 17:11

I used to work in a factory where they made flanges (like big polo mints made of metal - used to join pipes in the oil pipelines).

My job was to finish them by taking off the rough edges (referred to as "touching up") and make them ready for shipping to the customer.

So I spent all day each summer touching up flanges before packing them. Ahhhh, those were the days!!!

Chopper · Post by **Chopper** » 22 Dec 2015 22:22

I didn't realise how boring my life has been. You guys have had windswept and interesting experiences. I used to help Dad wank trout, but apart from that, nada.

Blood for the Baron!

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