Never upset your girlfriend

[Thundershot]

Just read the reason for selling
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/EX-BOYFRIENDS-STA ... 2c54833407

[The Baron]

ROFL at the photo: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/YAK-FACE-AND-BLUE ... 2c5496b371

[gung-hoeddie]

i'm sensing she isn't best pleased with the ex.

[Thundershot]

I'm starting to think the seller may be having a bit of joke with the listing descriptions, even if not..& her ex really has pissed her off, she has a great sense of humour

[The Kraken Wakes]

i thought it didnt sound so realistic with the "pic of the toe" comment and was thinking it might be someone doing it to get more attention

[SteveD]

They're ace! Just been chuckling away as I read them. She's clearly been researching into them, and the auctions are well funny!

[gung-hoeddie]

It is typical woman behaviour though. Basically blah blah blah shoes blah blah all men are bastards blah blah I've got the painters in blah blah blah, having a comedy element to the listing leaves me convinced she had help with language, possibly her brother or maybe the postman?

[AnnieM]

Mmmmm... *works out how to list items on eBay...*

Only joking

[paul463]

Made me chuckle! Suppose I should be thankful that mine can blow the balls of a fly at 500m............

[Thundershot]

It certainly is a timely reminder to those who have girlfriends,wives or partners not to take them for granted or push them to far with your collecting or other bad habits....seeing things like this (almost) make me glad I'm free & single & don't have to answer to any one on how I spend my money (apart from my bank manager)