Cobra CLAWS is coming to town

[DAMartin]

Since it's December, I guess I could make a daily Dio, about a single Cobra CLAWS carrying gifts for a different chara from the franchise each day, during 25 days. I have thought only the first one so far, so suggestions will be welcome (but don't worry either if not having any; I can eventually figure somebody out). Now, the story:
DAY 1: Flint receives as a gift... his formerly deceased wife!
Flint: I... I didn't expect this!
Jaye: C'mere, big lug, give me a hug... um... did you remember to kill that bald lass who dumped me, right?
Flint: Well... that's a funny story...
Jaye: I thought we had left that clear after "Violent Lives"... If somebody kills me, what do you have to do?

[The Kraken Wakes]

ROFLMAO - love it DA please keep this up...

[gung-hoeddie]

this can be an advent dio, and have the big finale on christmas day (jesus's birthday)

[The Baron]

ADVENT DIO? GREAT IDEA!

Quick, someone post a pic before midnight!

[DAMartin]

I'm not sure if I could work the advent into the main body of the story, but maybe I could use the finale.
DAY 2: receives as a gift... an Eiffel Tower!
: But I wanted bubblegum...
CLAWS: Yeah, but I wasn't sure which continuity was I gonna end into, so I thought in a present which could work for you in any continuity. On TV, you can put it at the right place, rather than as you did in "The MASS Device", and for the movies, you can have it to not grieve the one lost in Rise of Cobra. Don't deny it, you were more shocked than the rest of your teammates.
: And which purpose would it have for me in the comics?
CLAWS: Errr... A glorified gravestone!

[DAMartin]

DAY 3: Hawk receives as a gift... a star!
Hawk: I tought you were referring to a general star...
CLAWS: And why would you want another one of those? This one makes you invincible! Well, for a while...

[DAMartin]

DAY 4: Admiral Keel-Haul receives as a gift... an aircraft carrier!
Keel-Haul: This one is smaller than the old one...
CLAWS: But this was still big enough to be a mess to try to wrap it!

[DAMartin]

DAY 5: Clutch receives as a gift... a huge bottle of AXE deodorant!
CLAWS: But I'm not sure if even this quantity will be capable of making something like yopu desirable for the ladies.

[DAMartin]

DAY 6: receives as a gift... Kryptonite?
: But I don't have anything againssst Sssuperman! He even writesss very good novelsss!
CLAWS: Yeah, but this is the closest to coal I could find.
: Coal? For me? But I sssign your paychecksss!
CLAWS: Yes, paying to the gift deliverer counts as bribe.
: If you don't want to give me a gift, YOU ARE FIRED!
CLAWS: That counts as blackmail...

[DAMartin]

DAY 7: Zanzibar receives as a gift... a DVD!
Zanzibar: It's good and all, but what has it to do with me?
CLAWS: It's a pirate DVD.
Zanzibar: Oh.