Is Muton really indestructible??? The Bonfire Night Chronicles.
Test 1 – The Solo Sparkler
The Result? – Nothing. Not even a burn. Just a bit of soot.
Test 2 – The Jail of Sparklers




The Result? – Even less to worry about than the solo sparkler. Just some more soot. And some mud on his boots. The Mu really is seeming indestructible at this point…
Test 3 – The Roman Candle
Feeling buoyed by his triumph over the rubbish that was the Sparklers, the Mu tackles a cheeky Roman Candle….
The Result? – he didn’t even fall over. Just got a tad muddier, and a tad sootier.
“This is a walk in the park†Muses the Muton…
Test 4 – The Crackly Flairy One
“Right, this might prove more of a challenge, fears the Muton – it’s a bit bigger, and is not only described as “emitting Sparks†but also “crackles†and suggest you retreat 25 metres. This would possibly scare a mere mortal. But I am the indestructible Muton!!!!†(the wine is kicking in now)

The Result? – he feel over. Unclear whether this was due to the firework, or the wine.
Test 5 – the Rocket.
“Bollocks†– says the Muton. I get a bit queezy in Roboskull, never mind thisâ€. (he looks a little worried as he climbs aboard Love Missile 1 – 11 to the sounds of SigSig Sputnik).

“This is one small step for Mu, one giant leap for Mu-Kindâ€

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What will become of our intrepid Muton???? Is he really indestructible???? Why did I accidentally pause the camera as I ran off???? Wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllll – here’s the big bang….
……and Stormie looked worried.
The Muton was nowhere to be seen……
…..UNTIL a bang was heard from the roof of the adjoining barn – too loud a bang to just be a rocket stick…..…….
……a search party was dispatched……
……and a brave Muton was found….
But has he survived????/
The Muton is delivered back to the Boss. It does not look good.

“We can re-build him – we have the technology†declares the Boss – plagiarising another TV show..
,,,but suddenly he stirs…….
….and sits up…

“ Mutons alive!!!!†(to be read in the voice of Brian Blessed, to bring back memories of Flash Gordon)
…and he rises to his feet….

“Muton my boy, I take my hat off to you (well, the Boss’s hat, but mine for the evening)…..â€

“Thanks old chap, but I’ll be taking that…..â€

as the Muton steals the Boss’s hat, as his reward for truly being an invincible beast.
The Result? – some slight scorching, and a pristine new hat for the Muton. Tests appear to conclude that when drunk, the Muton truly does appear invincible.
So there we have it science fans – the Muton has yet to be proven to have a weakness.
And before we go, a few words of reason – no Mutons were harmed in the making of these videos, and all tests were conducted under the watchful supervision of a respectable (cough cough) adult.
So before we go, a final word from our intrepid adventurer, his Ninja pal, and the Boss himself…
