STATIC LINE
Sky Patrol Demolitions Expert
Code Name: STATIC LINE
File Name: Baducci, Wallace J.
S/N: 782-6001-XR52
Primary Military Speciality: Sky Patrol Demolitions Expert
Secondary Military Speciality: Aircraft Maintenance
Birthplace: Chicago, Illinois
Grade: E-7
The common perception of a demolitions expert is a guy who blows things up. STATIC LINE does the opposite. He prevents things from destruction by defusing them or rendering them inert. This is an extremely valuable skill if your unit conducts strikes behind enemy lines that are probably mined and booby trapped with high impact, motion-sensitive firing devices.
"STATIC LINE has a nose for finding hard-to-find things, such as money. He picks five dollar bills off sidewalks in front of movie theaters, twenties from the supermarket check-out line, or even loose change that people carelessly pull out of their pockets. Is he lucky? No. He is just the type of person who constantly examines every square inch of ground before he steps on it!"