MONKEYWRENCH
Dreadnok
Filename: Bill Winkie
Place of Birth: Rhyl, North Wales
Monkeywrench was born in Rhyl, North Wales, where he built explosive devices indiscriminately for a group of obscure terrorists. Having made himself a pariah in his hometown by the age of sixteen, he drifted to London's East End to take part in a "new wave" movement, where he developed rudeness and crude and anti-social behaviour to levels unheard of in the western hemisphere. Eventually, his wanderings brought him to australia where he joined up with the Dreadnoks.
"Monkeywrench was born on Guy Fawkes Day, which commemorates the foiling of the Gunpowder Plot to blow up the house of parliament. A dummy of the villain, Guy Fawkes, is burnt on a bonfire amidst the continuous detonation of fireworks. Could this explain Monkeywrench's problems with explosives and loud noises? His record collection is limited to "The 1812 Overture", "The Anvil Chorus", and "Wipeout".