BIG BOA
Cobra Trainer
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Cobra Troopers can be an unruly bunch at times. They aren't motivated by patriotism, unit loyalty, honour or sense of duty. It takes a brutal unfeeling taskmaster to whip them into fighting trim and Big Boa fits the bill to a tee. He has a voice like a bullhorn, fists the size of frozen turkeys and the disposition of a bear with a sore head.
"Big Boa kicks open the Cobra barracks door at 0500 and makes everyone do a low crawl up the mountain while pushing a bowling ball with their noses. Then, it's a twenty mile run through the bramble thickets, more push-ups than you want to know about, and a two mile swim upstream with flak jacket and helmet. After breakfast he starts on the HARD stuff!"