Official Muton World Tour

Our unstoppable engine of destruction is cutting a bloody swathe across the globe!
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Postby seaneley » 04 Jun 2005 17:38

It is time for "Plan B"! ...Yes! Yes! Come to Daddy! Come to Muton!

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The Red Shadows can never be defeated, America! Taste our cold dish of vengeance!

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Curse you, Duke and Action Force! Your meddling has foiled my plans again!

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Postby seaneley » 04 Jun 2005 17:48

Yet, I escape once again! And there will be a "next time", Thomas! Oh yes! There will be a "next time"!

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Well, my sordid plot may have been stymied, but at least I have the compensation of being promoted to the position of "Jr. Engineer"... One must accept the small victories when they come...

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Thus I return to Baltimore, Ohio to lick my wounds, rest and plot anew! Vengeance will be mine, saith the Muton!

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TOMORROW : DAY TWO & FRESH SHENANIGANS GALORE! MORE MUTON MAYHEM! MORE EVIL THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT! (But, really... Who would want to "shake a stick at evil" anyway? It's a mystery to me...)
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Postby steve » 05 Jun 2005 22:58

That is far too funny for its own good.......
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:muton:
It's good to be back

:cmmdr: Action Force STILL Needs You! :cmmdr:
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Postby seaneley » 06 Jun 2005 04:25

DAY TWO
The invasion of Ohio continues as Muton travels to Canal Winchester, Ohio for coffee and a rousing welcome by the local Cobra Mountain militia (area code 43110)!

Muton meets up with some old American friends in nearby Canal W. - The local Cobra Battle Android Trooper brigade!

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Ah! Nothing like a fresh cup of joe at Canal's finest java establishment with my "Bro-bot", the B.A.T. (v.2)... By the way, Muton likes his women like his coffee -- dark and bitter!

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Postby seaneley » 06 Jun 2005 04:34

The boys and girls at Cobra Mountain are always happy to welcome a fellow instigator of evil to America's shores!
:storm: : We are humbly honored by your presence, Muton-san! Come, rest your feet and partake of some sweetened rice wine.
:baroness: : Yay, Muton! Go team!
:cofficer: : Did I blend the "smoothie" good?
:ctrooper: : Yeah, buddy! (hic!) Just right!
:redwolf2: : Whoo, boy... I'm "flying" already! Out of sight!
:zartan: : They never make that big a deal about me... (sniff)
:cobracommander: : What'ssss all the noissssse? I wassss on a conference call with Ted Warner!


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The Chef-Viper really knows how to whip up some amazing Cobra Cookies(TM)! (Look out Keebler!)

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It looks like there is going to be a par-tay in the Snake House tonight!
:cofficer: :ctrooper: : Oh, when the saints... Go marching in! Ohhhh, when the saints go marching innnn... Oh, how I want to be in that number... Wheeeeen the saints go marching in!
:ctrooper: I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more Muton, Baby!
:ctrooper: : We've got Mad Love for the Muton!


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Postby seaneley » 06 Jun 2005 04:46

:hyena: : Hey... Muton! Ya wanna... (hic!) jump in the Hyena wif us... cruise for chicks... an' then peel out on Duke's... lawn? (hic!)

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:cobracommander: : What did those neighborhood kidsssss leave on my front porch thissss time? That'sssss why I am paying thessssse doltsssss! I have moronsssss on my payroll!

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Yay! Demoralize... American... consumerism... something... and all that crap! Now, hit me with some more of that yummy "smoothie", my man! (Sometimes it's really good to be a killer android with ties to global extremist terrorist organizations!)

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TOMORROW : DAY THREE & EVEN FRESHER SHENANIGANS, EXTREME MUTON MAYHEM, EVEN MORE INSIDIOUS EVIL... YADA YADA YADA...(Man, I had better keep my day job!)[/size]
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Postby seaneley » 06 Jun 2005 06:00

DAY THREE
The invasion of Ohio continues as Muton embarks on a... safari (?!?) with Recondo (?!?) in Baltimore "Cow Town", Ohio (?!?)... (Say what?!? Okay! That does it! I give up!)

Anyway... Action Force gives Recondo, Ripcord, B.A.T. (v.2) and Muton a warm send off as they begin their Baltimore safari.
:duke: : Pimpin' ride, Recondo!
:flash: : Man, I'll bet the chicks really dig this "babe magnet"!
:scarlett: : Man, that Muton is a god! I wish I could bronze him!
:recondo: : Back up, boys! You'll rust all my chrome with your hot breath!
:snakes2: : ...
:tripwire: : Yeah! What the handicapped guy said!
:airborne: : I believe he is expressing interest in locating an unoccupied lavatory rather quickly...
:junkyard: : Woof! Woof!
:mutt: : You know something, Stalker? Junkyard barks like that only when there is great danger approaching -- something on the magnitude of an earthquake or killer asteroid wiping out the entire human species...
:afstalker: : Or it could be that bucket of spicy chicken wings I just gave the poor pooch... Which would mean that Snake-Eyes isn't the only one who will need a "lavatory" soon!


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Ah! There is nothing like Ohio's rich farmlands and grazing pastures in which to observe the rich bounty of nature's woodland and domesticated creatures...

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Oooookay... The animal kingdom appears to become a little bit "wilder" the further out we travel from town...

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Postby seaneley » 06 Jun 2005 06:08

Wow. So, Ohio really has some... uh... amazing and diverse flora and... er... fauna...

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Say... You don't see that every day... Dang it! I spilled my latte!
:recondo: : Hmmmm... Ripcord : the other "white meat"! Nyuk! Nyuk!

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Well... Might as well see that again... I'm sure Ripcord's Mum will want pictures for her scrapbook...

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So. We're all in the middle of nowhere and the Aussie has an accident? Sheesh...

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Postby seaneley » 06 Jun 2005 06:22

Poor sap! He never stood a chance... But it is the role of the observer never to interfere with the nature of Nature...
:cobracommander: : I am your king! You must obey my every whim! AAAAGGH! I can't feel my face!

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Not another accident! Doesn't anybody know how to drive in Ohio?...

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Not sure what the deal is with "His Nibs" in the suit, but if the little guy wants a job in U.S. of freakin' A., I'm sure the Red Shadows can hook him up...

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I heard you missed me, Scarlett... I'M BACK... Yep, it's good to return. What a long, strange trip it's been...
:junkyard: : The stench of Mr. Death is heavy upon this tin man!
:mutt: : Junkyard! Leave the Muton's butt alone! Bad dog! Bad dog!


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TOMORROW : DAY FOUR & WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN? (I mean, like I really know... Management never tells me anything anymore...)
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Postby seaneley » 07 Jun 2005 03:30

DAY FOUR
Sadly, the invasion of Ohio appears to have become a tactical impossibility. Somewhat discouraged, yet enjoying the companionship of a new mate, Muton prepares himself for the next leg of his journey. This will be a sad day, as he says fond goodbyes and settles some gambling debts... Yet, there are still surprises waiting in store for our traveling mechanoid... (You know, I think we might have seen a little more bloodshed if that stupid Muton had actually tried to, say, attack something or someone!... And Thomas doesn't count! [sigh!])

Hey, down there! Yes, that's right! You two of a freakishly misshapen nature!

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I don't believe my cybernetically enhanced sensors! Yonder arboreal dwelling mortal appears to match the description of the original Action Man! ...Setting phasers on "emasculate"...

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Heh. Heh. No need for overt hostilities toward my... (cough) "little Joe", fellas! I'm actually the original 12" G.I. Joe. I know it can be hard for collectors to tell Action Man and myself apart, but let's just say that it would take you a lot longer to...er, remove my... "manhood"... than it would Action Man's! Ha! Ha!

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